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[realbp]

Would like to personally nominate @king_kong_

Should be hands-down winner.




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I would agree if @22*43*51 was not walking this earth.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

I would agree if @22*43*51 was not walking this earth.

Fair…

Possibly “first runner up”, or next year’s “front runner”.


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[Jim14510]

Are we cyber bullies?

Absolutely

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

Absolutely

 

[nscottie]

I think we all know deuces is the only option for this award, but my hesitation in voting for him is that he’s so stupid it would make the award not fun or funny.

He’s the only person I have blocked.

I give. Who is deuces?

 

[NCsker]

Everyone knows this award is mine to lose.

@king_kong_ and @Cavalot say

 

[HerbRedman]

“Golden Dittman” award

 

[BorWhiskey]

The Ditties! Red carpet season.

The BCS formula is their liked to posts ratio factored by their ignore quantity.

 

[Herbie]

I nominate @Herbie

https://64.media.tumblr.com/086ebadc55371c42a52fd15cb0cacfba/80bb442c0b181f28-5f/s540x810/9a1f0f9396d004c2aa50cba729780ab69c92c8be.gifv

 

[djw004]

@COYS for not only perfectly embodying this GIF, but regularly expressing idiotic thoughts that prove how stupid he is

 

[djw004]

And then I know they both have been said, but they cannot be nominated enough in my opinion:

1. @king_kong_ for, well, just, all of his posts. But especially for the posts when he realized everyone hated him so he sarcastically started agreeing with everyone

2. @Cavalot for his most recent performance that at least has made him the most likable of the Dittman’s

 

[realbp]

I cannot support a @Cavalot nomination. He only wants to bring information artificially generated to these threads. Ironically, when he doesn't use AI he has fairly good takes...

JMO!

 

[Cavalot]

I cannot support a @Cavalot nomination. He only wants to bring information artificially generated to these threads. Ironically, when he doesn't use AI he has fairly good takes...

JMO!

If my posts use AI at times, it’s because I’m trying to bring organized, accurate information into the discussion — not chaos. When I post without it, you said yourself the takes are good, so clearly the problem isn’t the content.


If the standard is ‘good information,’ I’m meeting it either way. If the standard is something else, then just say that. But dismissing a nomination because I bring research or structure to conversations doesn’t make much sense.”**

or

Apparently I’m only dangerous when I have a robot sidekick.
Wild that my AI-powered posts are a problem, but my human-powered ones are ‘fairly good.’


Look, if the biggest controversy here is that I sometimes bring too much information, then I must be doing alright.


I promise the AI isn’t running for nomination — just me.”**

or

Honestly, if my AI posts are the worst thing about me, that’s a win — I’ve definitely had worse moments powered entirely by my own brain.


If using AI makes me sound smarter than I actually am, blame the robot, not the nomination. When I go solo, you said my takes are ‘fairly good,’ which is probably the nicest thing anyone’s said about me on here in months.


Either way, I promise I’m just trying to contribute — occasionally with help, occasionally with whatever is rattling around in my head.”**

 

[Cavalot]

And then I know they both have been said, but they cannot be nominated enough in my opinion:

1. @king_kong_ for, well, just, all of his posts. But especially for the posts when he realized everyone hated him so he sarcastically started agreeing with everyone

2. @Cavalot for his most recent performance that at least has made him the most likable of the Dittman’s

 

[TampaBaySkers]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/086ebadc55371c42a52fd15cb0cacfba/80bb442c0b181f28-5f/s540x810/9a1f0f9396d004c2aa50cba729780ab69c92c8be.gifv

You’re crazy if you think I’m clicking that link

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

And then I know they both have been said, but they cannot be nominated enough in my opinion:

1. @king_kong_ for, well, just, all of his posts. But especially for the posts when he realized everyone hated him so he sarcastically started agreeing with everyone

2. @Cavalot for his most recent performance that at least has made him the most likable of the Dittman’s

It's these 2 + @the insider as the finalists for sure.

Kong just generally leaves a trail of feces wherever he goes

Cavalot is comically oblivious to any normal human traits or social awareness to the point it's almost endearing

But we're also underrating "the insider" for this award when he is literally a co-conspirator of Dittman's

 

[nscottie]

It's these 2 + @the insider as the finalists for sure.

Kong just generally leaves a trail of feces wherever he goes

Cavalot is comically oblivious to any normal human traits or social awareness to the point it's almost endearing

But we're also underrating "the insider" for this award when he is literally a co-conspirator of Dittman's

Agree

 

[TampaBaySkers]

I would agree if @22*43*51 was not walking this earth.

Deuces does the lords work in the hyvee lot. I veto this nomination

 

[BradWesley]

Deuces does the lords work in the hyvee lot. I veto this nomination

Really enjoy his work over there

 

[Kaladin]

Deuces does the lords work in the hyvee lot. I veto this nomination

Seconded