Best pickup lines (2 Viewers)

[Jim14510]

Bartender where I'm at is super fucking sexy. Whats your best pickup line?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Do you have any Danish in you?

Would you like some?

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Ask her what winks and fucks like a tiger? Start winking at her shortly after. Good luck Jimbo

 

[Tyneb23]

<You ever had your shit pushed in>. Should be 100 percent effective especially if you do it in a British accent. If not well your SOLJWF.
Shit out of luck and Jolly Well Fucked

 

[Cash68847]

Bartender where I'm at is super fucking sexy. Whats your best pickup line?

Go all in with wanna fuck?

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

I have zero lines...I'm an ugly fucker just lookin' for pity, fortunately my wife was feeling sorry for me the night we met.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Bartender where I'm at is super fucking sexy. Whats your best pickup line?

Ask her if she needs her ass I mean taxes filed

 

[God is a Husker]

@LoudHogRider @Elizabeth Reed and @bbenson67 didn’t need lines when they showed up to pick her up in something like this

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Ask her if she needs her ass I mean taxes filed

filed or filled?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

St Patrick’s day one year I asked a girl if she was Irish because when I saw her my penis was Dublin. No BS… it worked.

 

[Savedatmoney]

Knock knock?

Whose there?

Baby yoda..

Baby yoda who?

Baby yoda one for me

 

[Adolph Coors]

pic plz

 

[LoudHogRider]

@LoudHogRider @Elizabeth Reed and @bbenson67 didn’t need lines when they showed up to pick her up in something like this

I’ve fogged a lotta windows in rigs like that. 😎

 

[Jim14510]

I decided to stay married and left

 

[BIGSTICK67]

@LoudHogRider @Elizabeth Reed and @bbenson67 didn’t need lines when they showed up to pick her up in something like this

I used to drop it like it's hot in one of these.....no pickup lines needed.

In fact, no pickup needed. Just a 64.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

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Bartender where I'm at is super fucking sexy. Whats your best pickup line?

Saw a chic like that once named Michelle(I think), she worked at Iguana’s if I’m not mistaken. 2010-2014 range. She would flirt but “had a boyfriend”. Sexy as hell. Good luck OP….they always have a boyfriend 🤥

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I decided to stay married and left

I imagine your wife is not happy

 

[Jim14510]

I went with

"I'm married but I was just wondering if I could put it in your butt."

She said no.

 

[LoudHogRider]

I used to drop it like it's hot in one of these.....no pickup lines needed.

In fact, no pickup needed. Just a 64.

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There were two guys at Millard that both drove those rides. Early morning before school they'd have "bleach outs" in the parking lot and just fry tires. I was working my ass off just to try and earn enough $$$ for gas, wondering where they got their money for tires. Sweet ride ... spacious back seat.

 

[God is a Husker]

I’ve fogged a lotta windows in rigs like that. 😎