Best Golf Courses Within 3 Hours of Lincoln

[Mustangblood]

Buddy I’m from the 308

The strip club in Valentine specializes in always having a pregnant stripper.

Run the Damn Baby

Valentine has strippers? We went in 2020 for my bachelor party out there and was told there was no such thing. During Covid we couldn’t even get into the casino across the border

 

[Jim14510]

The strip club in Valentine specializes in always having a pregnant stripper.

That made me lol out loud.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Buddy I’m from the 308

The strip club in Valentine specializes in always having a pregnant stripper.

Run the Damn Baby

I've heard the Tower Lounge in Holdrege is the same way, but I'm not a strip club expert by any means. Is the Tower still in business?

The only strip club I remember going to was in Minneapolis in 1999. Their tagline was "hundreds of beautiful women, and three ugly ones." I swear to @God is a Husker that one of the three ugly ones hounded me for hours to get me to pay for a private show. I was able to resist. I don't know what to say other than she wasn't pregnant, just ugly, so that was nice.

 

[God is a Husker]

I've heard the Tower Lounge in Holdrege is the same way, but I'm not a strip club expert by any means. Is the Tower still in business?

The only strip club I remember going to was in Minneapolis in 1999. Their tagline was "hundreds of beautiful women, and three ugly ones." I swear to @God is a Husker that one of the three ugly ones hounded me for hours to get me to pay for a private show. I was able to resist. I don't know what to say other than she wasn't pregnant, just ugly, so that was nice.

I almost messaged you yesterday cuz my Mom had all of her Gothenburg Yearbooks out.

They dedicated entire pages to our moms. (For those that don’t know, Hothouse and I are Royalty. Descended from Swede Homecoming Queens in back-to-back years) #Dynasty

 

[God is a Husker]

Valentine has strippers? We went in 2020 for my bachelor party out there and was told there was no such thing. During Covid we couldn’t even get into the casino across the border

Yes but I promise you you’re not missing anything except guilt and shame at what you just witnessed.

Also, no idea on the casino but I assume that was a Federal government thing.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

The tower in holdrege was a national treasure. The state effed up by not declaring it on the national registry of historic places.

 

[NEHusker54]

Probably something like this.
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This unlocked a memory of a large and in charge 308 girl that used to hang around my friend group in college . Her nickname was feedlot.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

This unlocked a memory of a large and in charge 308 girl that used to hang around my friend group in college . Her nickname was feedlot.

One of my best friends in HS lost his virginity his frosh year of college at chadron to a gal nicknamed "Nichole the Hole." And they say chivalry is dead.

 

[straightoutta308]

if you are looking three hours from Lincoln for a Bachelor party, Firekeeper north of Topeka is the answer. Casino is pretty solid and course is A+.

 

[clifscales]

Firekeeper is fantastic and Colbert Hills in Manhattan is nice too

 

[G0skrz]

Landmand in Homer, NE has been getting a bunch of attention lately. Heard nothing but great things.

 

[herbsinator]

Landmand in Homer, NE has been getting a bunch of attention lately. Heard nothing but great things.

I doubt there are many tee times still available for this year.

 

[G0skrz]

I doubt there are many tee times still available for this year.

Yeah I couldn't find much when quickly looking yesterday.

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

Yeah I couldn't find much when quickly looking yesterday.

Wouldn’t be surprised if there are zero available on the weekends. Might have some luck sneaking out in a random Tuesday.

We hired a driver for the day to go from Omaha to Landmand and drank ourselves silly ($3 Busch Lights on the course). Also wouldn’t be bad trip to stay overnight at the Hard Rock in Sioux City. They may have transportation available for the 20-25 minute drive to the course.