Baby names

[Goskers07]

The wife is due in just a few months with baby #3. I've been throwing out name ideas to her all week. I wanna hear what you upstanding fellas (and ladies) have for ideas. Normal, ridiculous, boy, girl, etc. Let hear em.

 

[Mavsker]

My wife suggested the middle name Dean after a family member. Accidentally spit out some Coors Light laughing and said no. She was confused and a bit offended lmao

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Dylan seems like a name that's gonna be a surefire winner.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I don't have any suggestions, but I can tell the story of the craziest name I've ever come across in real life.

I was on a zoom call at a previous job with several co-workers in the same room at our site plus several other sites around the country when we saw it. There was a woman at another site named "Xranxrang.". As we all pondered how the hell to pronounce it, my friend who has no filter whatsoever jumped in after she spoke on the call to ask her how she pronounced her name. Her response, verbatim, was, "Oh honey once you hear it you'll never forget it. Its like Crayon with an X. X-RAY-on."

She was right, I never forgot it. And she looked exactly like you'd expect.

 

[BugeaterInWa]

Gus

 

[Baron Winnebago]

If you're a worthless millennial, end it in Leigh if a girl or den if a boy.

If you have a spine and self respect, name the kid right

 

[vailhusker]

Dylan seems like a name that's gonna be a surefire winner.

I imagine there will be quite a few Dylans going to kindergarten in the next 5-8 years in the state of Nebraska.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I imagine there will be quite a few Dylans going to kindergarten in the next 5-8 years in the state of Nebraska.

Both boys and girls brœther

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I’ve always liked the name Jizz

 

[Papa...Football]

I was just thinking today that no one names their kid Jane anymore.

Cause of the Jane, you ignorant slut from SNL back when it was watchable.

So, Jane is my suggestion

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

If you're a worthless millennial, end it in Leigh if a girl or den if a boy.

If you have a spine and self respect, name the kid right

This is the correct response.

Alternately, you can substitute “tyn” or “dyn” to add some pizzazz.

Braxstyn
Carstyn
Traydyn
Adalyn
Londyn

Or just take a traditional name and do something fucking stupid with it like “Alix.”

 

[djw004]

Brittleigh

Super confusing.

 

[LoudHogRider]

The third child is always the wild child. Might just as well pick a name that will suit the little hellraiser well in advance.

Rowdy for a boy
Valkyrie (or Val) for a girl

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Brittleigh

Super confusing.

My cousin on the redneck side named their daughter Brettlynn, her parents names are Brett and Lynn 😂😂😂

 

[Dell Husker]

I’ve heard of a couple crazy names. A college recruiter who came to our high school once said she heard of a girl named “Abcde” pronounced Ab-sih-dee

I also saw a baby name at a hospital once - Hennezee. That was also not in a big city

 

[DrumMonkeyRobot]

I always threatened that if we had a girl, I was going to name her Moisten. Then if we had a second girl, we’d name her Wetney.

Then we had a girl and named her Olive.

 

[Lionsfan93]

My mom works at a women's center in North Omaha. She has heard and seen some great ones over the years. Here are the top 3 that I remember...
1. Clitoris
2. Meconium
3. Blanky

 

[betsch]

The third child is always the wild child. Might just as well pick a name that will suit the little hellraiser well in advance.

Rowdy for a boy
Valkyrie (or Val) for a girl

Ohhhh I like Valkyrie.

 

[Dear_Leader]

D'brickashaw Skerleigh

 

[Cookiemonster]

Igor. I’ve never met an Igor who wasn’t a badass.
Bjorn
Ludwig or Ludvig