@God is a Husker, I don't get how you win in either of these outcomes, other than being right. It must have been the drunk pizza talking.
@Baron Winnebago, I'm not sure how or why you know so much about tranny porn. Was it a bunch of unfortunate accidental search results, or something else.
Pro tip: Try DuckDuckGo if you don't want the results to be skewed by your search history (allegedly).