New Commit Ashley Williams is N

[DuckSker]

Hopefully Frost doesn’t get this Ashley pregnant

Just had one so probably due for another impregnation in a couple months

 

[YankeesJunkie]

Ashley Williams is a huge get, his tape is studly...you also take Lendhart in a heartbeat, recruiting Edge types has always been an issue for Nebraska, and Lendhart could theoretically play OLB like Tannor as well based on his tape.

 

[DuckSker]

Hopefully Frost doesn’t get this Ashley pregnant

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I don’t understand why the scholarship numbers are even a thing anymore with so much roster fluidity. We were told for most of last season we were only taking 12…and we ended up bringing in 32 new players. You take the best 85 you can and process the rest…if Lenhardt wants N, you make room.

No kidding. You certainly don't turn down guys at premium positions because you're not sure how you can fit them in July

 

[Cookiemonster]

Imagine lendhart and Williams on opposite ends on a 3rd and 10. Hard as a f’n rock.

 

[Kaladin]

Imagine lendhart and Williams on opposite ends on a 3rd and 10. Hard as a f’n rock.

But why does that sexually arose you

 

[ChocaEgg]

But why does that sexually arose you

Why wouldn't it?

 

[Cookiemonster]

But why does that sexually arose you

Sacks back. Cookie Monster loves sacks. The really question is why doesn’t that sexually arouse you.

 

[Lemon Barz]

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[Faux Sean Callahan]

I don’t understand why the scholarship numbers are even a thing anymore with so much roster fluidity. We were told for most of last season we were only taking 12…and we ended up bringing in 32 new players. You take the best 85 you can and process the rest…if Lenhardt wants N, you make room.

Ask them to "walk on" and then have Woodhouse pay them 50k to stand by a truck...

Side note, Would love to see where this staff would finish recruiting if they won 9/10/west champ/etc.... They fucking got that down

 

[HuskerDocCo]

need that extra 10%, ahhhhhh. Yup did the trick. Gbr!! !!

 

[HuskerDocCo]

But why does that sexually arose you

that young deviant could smell Elizabeth Taylor perfume and jizz in his pants, oh wait that is me thanks gbr!!

 

[HuskerDocCo]

why are we namin boys “Ashley” damit sumbitch

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Louisiana edge rusher Ashley Williams commits to Nebraska

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247sports.com

I thought Ashley Williams was gonna be a woman. I take that as a complement. I love women!

@lee_carvallo_12 @#HBD

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I thought Ashley Williams was gonna be a woman. I take that as a complement. I love women!

@lee_carvallo_12 @#HBD

Me too!

 

[Toe]

 

[HuskerDocCo]

hahaha cant wait for the belly-achin

 

[Ext. 55]

Win at football and this is a nothing burger.

 

[DuckSker]

Can Mickey get back in on this kid? The rumor was Mickey wanted him but Frost wouldn’t sign off on it cuz we promised Noonan and Lenhardt we wouldn’t take more edges.

With Auburn firing their coach and Lenhardt decommitting from us, this seems like an obvious take no?

 

[Lionsfan93]

Can Mickey get back in on this kid? The rumor was Mickey wanted him but Frost wouldn’t sign off on it cuz we promised Noonan and Lenhardt we wouldn’t take more edges.

With Auburn firing their coach and Lenhardt decommitting from us, this seems like an obvious take no?

Is this a troll? If so, well played...