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Are women bigger slobs than men?

Are women bigger slobs than men?

  • Yes

    Votes: 36 69.2%
  • No

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Total voters
    52
My wife is better at cleaning but she also makes the most messes. I think it’s from her Naval Academy inspections she always had to do.

I tend to not make messes (or clean them up right away) so it can be a bit grating at times for me.
 
In your experience. Wives, girlfriends, siblings, whatever. Men seem to get the reputation of being sloppy. Evidence in my house points the opposite and always has (cars, night stands, bathroom sinks, closets, how the kitchen looks after cooking, putting shit away, shutting lights off, closing drawers and cupboards, you name it).

I always joke if my wife makes a bowl of cereal the kitchen looks like someone cooked a 5 course meal. The only time she is capable of shutting a light off is if I’m in the room. Wrappers, cups, trash all over her vehicle. At least 5 water bottles at various stages of empty by the bed. Drives me nuts and I end up taking care of all the cleaning.
Not in my house. Mrs Bomber has a borderline mental disorder (😱) about cleanliness, disinfecting and overall general order. Her daily peace of mind is dependent on this.

I love living in a clean house but the fucking bed doesn’t need to be made every single day. And the multiple pillows on the couch don’t need to be perfectly arranged every single minute.

Rant over, cause if she reads this you boys will be reading my obituary in the Scottsbluff Star-Herald. Prayers, please…….🙏





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Sluts or slobs?

It’s like that Louis CK joke about women thinking they are just as perverted as men.

Men are prisoners of being horny all the time, women are tourists.

I’m John McCain in the hut, you’re Jane Fonda riding on the tank.


PS: love that he proved it by being canceled for jerking off into fucking houseplants, needed the Bonk stick badly
 
During one summer as an undergrad, I worked for Service Master on the night cleaning crew at Target. And I had a part time 2nd job during the holidays at Toys R Us after I moved to Cali. Both jobs invariably the women’s restrooms were battle zones. Most nights there were used tampons on the floor and not uncommon to find soiled diapers sitting on or in the sinks. WTAF !!!
I've heard that many times that women's public restrooms are 100 times worse than men's for the reasons mentioned above.
 
My wife won't stop shitting on my chest, so yes, she's pretty gross.
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I've heard that many times that women's public restrooms are 100 times worse than men's for the reasons mentioned above.
Well I had to shit in a women’s bathroom at the McDonald’s in Norfolk last weekend and I can attest it was disgusting.
 

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