Anybody got any good house plumbing horror stories?

[Pipe Line]

You ever heard of the Ritz Carlton? @God is a Husker has hotels that shit all over them

I have not. But it seems like he has his life together so I’m going to assume he runs a smooth operation

 

[Pipe Line]

I would be mostly scared of her smothering the child with the sleeping on the chest part in the recliner or whatever.

Idk. I trust her honestly. If I had a son I’d be a little more stern about it I think

 

[Pipe Line]

It only leaks when he takes a shower in there. There's 3 other showers so not a big deal.

I learned that ours was a small leak when flushing the toilet. Apparently water came spilling from the ceiling after the hole was cut. I use that toilet a lot actually

 

[Cash68847]

Idk. I trust her honestly. If I had a son I’d be a little more stern about it I think

I mean accidentally squishing the kid while sleeping.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I'll pour some out for you mother fuckers who are going to have 12 year olds sharing your bed with you and the Mrs.

If they don’t accidentally suffocate in the middle of the night first. Yowza.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Bought my house from a younger couple who were DIYing. There's multiple things that have gone terribly wrong. They did a terrible job. But this is the only plumbing story I have is from about April of last year when my girlfriend was 8 months pregnant. I went to a little last minute golf trip with my friends who were helping me celebrate a last hoorah kind of deal. We get smoked, of course. 10pm rolls around and I get a frantic phone call from the GF who is bawling her eyes out. She was taking a bath in the guest bathroom which happens to be over the garage and heard a big crash while she was in the tub. She goes out to the garage to find a giant hole in the ceiling and water everywhere. Now she'd been taking a lot of baths because pregnant and apparently a ton of water had been building up and the drywall finally gave in. Giant hole in the ceiling, wet drywall/plaster fucking everywhere, had to hire a plumber to come out and fix everything. It was a fuckin disaster.

Congrats on the premarital Sects

 

[God is a Husker]

You ever heard of the Ritz Carlton? @God is a Husker has hotels that shit all over them

I have not. But it seems like he has his life together so I’m going to assume he runs a smooth operation

My nicest property is a Hampton Inn in Columbus Nebraska

 

[Walter Sobchak]

One of the kids bathtub shower upstairs has a slow leak somewhere. Leaks into the ceiling. Had a plumber look at it and couldn't figure it out without cutting into the wall. We just keep putting it off and making them shower in a different bathroom.

Going thru the same thing currently with the sink upstairs in the kids bathroom. We need to replace the toilet also but we're waiting until the spring to do so. There are 2 other bathrooms to use also so its not terrible

 

[Pipe Line]

My nicest property is a Hampton Inn in Columbus Nebraska

I’ve stayed at a Hampton Inn before. High quality shit

 

[Pipe Line]

I mean accidentally squishing the kid while sleeping.

I never really thought of that, and it’s never happened to be honest. Although I do wake up to pee sometimes and the kid is in some crazy positions, but still sleeping on her somehow

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

So this isn't really a horror story but the wife is at home right now. Slow leak that showed up in the living room ceiling a couple days ago. Plumber came this morning. Family friend. There is now a hole in the living room ceiling and has been traced to the guest bathroom toilet, which has a slow leak in it that has now turned into quite the solid mess. Apparently there's a little mold in the ceiling that has been cut out......we're supposed to host Thanksgiving for her side of the family and my dad tomorrow lol perfect. Can't wait to go home for lunch and see this scene!

Yes, two, but too painful to dredge up - no pun.