Analytics Confirm: Ref Conspiracy Against Nebraska

[BradWesley]

Every board has a referee apologist. Looks like you’re ours.

Nebraska has been getting fucked by officials ever since joining this pedo conference . Or are we just victims to statistical anomalies year in, year out.

Sad, but true.

 

[CornFed Gregger]

I just don't know what incentive they have to fuck the worst team in the conference but maybe this is like that time Mike Whipwreck in ECW and the Big Ten is booking a losing streak gimmick

We weren’t the worst team in the conference when this started. I will say that I believe a number of factors go into it(Covid made the political ones obvious) but Delaney added us over Mizzou cuz we have prestige & give tOSU/Michigan a nice notch in their belt.

We have the most loyal fans who will watch no matter what so the conference doesn’t have to worry about our ratings. We also don’t have a market like Michigan/tOSU/USC & neither does Eugene, Oregon. We get in a tight game with those teams & things get squirrelly but we play Cockeye/Minny & it’s generally called fair. With Wisconsin we have got fucked before, like the late game PI to give em a win & we recently had a game where the refs refused to throw a late game flag for PI in the same spot.

We’re a pig for slaughter & it’s why were scheduled with tOSU for 9 of 13 years & Cockeye plays em only twice then we shit our pants in games with Cockeye or Minny or NW etc while hiring shitty coaches.

 

[V-Doub]

He's got like $40 million banked, why would I not do that blackmail him and retire early?

Well, you can’t kidnap him. His family and law enforcement would just tell you to keep him. So cross that off…

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Well, you can’t kidnap him. His family and law enforcement would just tell you to keep him. So cross that off…

When have you known me come up with a plan that doesn't involve some man on man action?

 

[V-Doub]

When have you known me come up with a plan that doesn't involve some man on man action?