O' Portal my portal what have you done?
Promising fresh starts to the down trodden masses
Leaving most with a taste of old asses
They think they are clever they think they are smart
They jump into you seeking a fresh start
Little do they know it's not NIL
It's more like hot stinking buttholes straight out of hell
But Coach won't play me...but coach is a tool...
My dad says I should just go to JMSU
With an AGTG and a fuck you last school
I'm in the portal now and looking like a fool
Probably won't play wherever I go
but at least I'll be somewhere making some dough
I'll miss all my homies, I'll miss them a lot
But I really won't miss sleeping in the wet spot
I have no poetry skills but I've been working 12's for the last 7 days and am bored at work