Alante in the portal

[Carm]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Not only do I respect it, I'm happy about it

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

 

[Dell Husker]

Well…….cya

 

[HerbRedman]

Not only do I respect it, I'm happy about it

 

[Adolph Coors]

ill hardly ever care when a WR or CB enters the portal. I did think this guy would be more productive here.

 

[Napkins]

Damn, best of luck to him at Western Illinois.

 

[Jim14510]

Not only do I respect it, I'm happy about it

I wouldn't say happy. Indifferent though.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Best of luck to him wherever his path may lead.

 

[Herbie]

Did he leave the team a couple months ago?

 

[doublewing]

The Duck-R's are now extinct.

 

[GBRfr]

As many of us predicted, it was only a matter of time.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

The Duck-R's are now extinct.

It died like it lived, a wet fart

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

O' Portal my portal what have you done?

Promising fresh starts to the down trodden masses
Leaving most with a taste of old asses
They think they are clever they think they are smart
They jump into you seeking a fresh start
Little do they know it's not NIL
It's more like hot stinking buttholes straight out of hell

But Coach won't play me...but coach is a tool...
My dad says I should just go to JMSU
With an AGTG and a fuck you last school
I'm in the portal now and looking like a fool

Probably won't play wherever I go
but at least I'll be somewhere making some dough
I'll miss all my homies, I'll miss them a lot
But I really won't miss sleeping in the wet spot

I have no poetry skills but I've been working 12's for the last 7 days and am bored at work

 

[Carm]

You inspired me to ask GPT-4 to write a poem about the transfer portal. It turns out yours is better: no asses, buttholes or "fuck you" in the AI poem. Plus, it was complete bullshit.

 

[Pipe Line]

Honestly only a few people I would say “dammit” about leaving. He isn’t one of them

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

You inspired me to ask GPT-4 to write a poem about the transfer portal. It turns out yours is better: no asses, buttholes or "fuck you" in the AI poem. Plus, it was complete bullshit.

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I like mine better...jk

 

[vailhusker]

98

Pos.	Fr.	RFr.	So.	Jr.	Sr.
QB (6)		Richard Torres	Heinrich Haarberg Chubba Purdy	Logan Smothers Jeff Sims	Casey Thompson
RB (6)	Kwinten Ives	Emmett Johnson Ajay Allen	Gabe Ervin Jr.	Rahmir Johnson	Anthony Grant
WR (13)	Malachi Coleman Jaidyn Doss Brice Turner Jaylen Lloyd Jeremiah Charles Demitrius Bell	Victor Jones Jr.	Shawn Hardy II Zavier Betts	Isaiah Garcia-Castaneda	Marcus Washington Josh Fleeks Billy Kemp IV
TE (7)	Ismael Smith Flores	Chase Androff Jake Appleget Janiran Bonner	Thomas Fidone AJ Rollins Arik Gilbert
OL (14)	Gunnar Gottula Brock Knutson Sam Sledge Mason Goldman Jason Maciejczak	Justin Jenkins Jacob Hood	Henry Lutovsky Teddy Prochazka	Bryce Benhart Turner Corcoran Ethan Piper Nouredin Nouili Ben Scott
DL (13)	Vincent Carroll-Jackson Riley Van Poppel Cameron Lenhardt Sua Lefotu Princewill Umanmielen	Brodie Tagaloa	Ru’Quan Buckley Blaise Gunnerson Elijah Jeudy Kai Wallin	Nash Hutmacher Ty Robinson	Stephon Wynn Jr.
LB (13)	Eric Fields Dylan Rogers Maverick Noonan		Seth Malcom Randolph Kpai Mikai Gbayor Jimari Butler Chief Borders Kaine Williams	Nick Henrich Garrett Snodgrass MJ Sherman	Luke Reimer
CB (11)	Dwight Bootle II Syncere Safeeullah Ethan Nation D’Andre Barnes		Tamon Lynum Malcolm Hartzog	Javier Morton Tommi Hill	Omar Brown Braxton Clark Quinton Newsome
S (11)	Rahmir Stewart	Jalil Martin Gage Stenger	Koby Bretz Corey Collier	Myles Farmer Marques Buford Noa Pola-Gates DeShon Singleton Isaac Gifford Javin Wright
ST (4)	Tristan Alvano			Timmy Bleekrode Brian Buschini	Marco Ortiz
Class Total	27	12	24	24	11
Total	27/85	39/85	63/85	87/85	98/85

(Bolded players have used their redshirts.)

 

[djw004]

You inspired me to ask GPT-4 to write a poem about the transfer portal. It turns out yours is better: no asses, buttholes or "fuck you" in the AI poem. Plus, it was complete bullshit.

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Post of the year candidate in my opinion

 

[Daddy]

Disappointing. Sounds like I might be alone but I had high hopes for him.