About getting in a car accident with Mario Verduzco today

[Tyneb23]

I had a meeting with a client today at Noodles and Company. I left roughly at 1245pm today and went to get back on Pine Lake near scheels. If anyone is familiar with the area you know there is a median dividing the road near Starbucks so you have to go around to turn left. I turn left and saw red Suv turning right and accelerating very quickly. He went from 5mph to 40mph in a second. Came roughly about 5 feet from the back bumper of my truck. I look over and its Mario Verduzco flying down the road and he looked pissed off. I took a pic to show the area. I know Verduzco lives not far from there and no one else has those goggles he wears. I am the black line and Verduzco is the red. He also drives a s stupid Buick Enclave

 

[HCFord1]

Only one explanation...

 

[turek420845]

Looks like one of our offensive plays for no yards on 3 & 13 from our own 12 yard line.

 

[Irv]

Much like his QBs, he couldn't hit you.

 

[Juro]

Much like his QBs, he couldn't hit you.

Yeah, but he a good chance at an interception.

 

[Huskersballz]

Anyone able to photoshop Mario’s face into the video of Corch Cav peeling out of the North Stadium parking lot?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I've driven on pine lake before. Could have been me

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I always assumed he drove a broomstick

 

[Ext. 55]

I had a meeting with a client today at Noodles and Company. I left roughly at 1245pm today and went to get back on Pine Lake near scheels. If anyone is familiar with the area you know there is a median dividing the road near Starbucks so you have to go around to turn left. I turn left and saw red Suv turning right and accelerating very quickly. He went from 5mph to 40mph in a second. Came roughly about 5 feet from the back bumper of my truck. I look over and its Mario Verduzco flying down the road and he looked pissed off. I took a pic to show the area. I know Verduzco lives not far from there and no one else has those goggles he wears. I am the black line and Verduzco is the red. He also drives a s stupid Buick EnclaveView attachment 5499

Sounds like a made up story by a Slytherin kid trying to bash Harry on his way out. 😉

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Anyone able to photoshop Mario’s face into the video of Corch Cav peeling out of the North Stadium parking lot?

I tried, but Cav was going to fast and you couldn't see his face. GBR.

 

[David Webb]

OP gave me flashbacks to the MB MS Paint thread.

 

[slattimer]

OP gave me flashbacks to the MB MS Paint thread.

The mainboard used to be so fun...man those were funny as shit.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

The mainboard used to be so fun...man those were funny as shit.

The stolen cell phone thread was fantastic, as was the gypsy thread.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

The stolen cell phone thread was fantastic, as was the gypsy thread.

It would be about time to revive that Ashley thanksgiving thread

 

[CybrrMonky71]

At least he has his spaghetti sauce as a fall back plan
Nobody is hiring that dork to coach again
Can’t believe we let him ruin a once in a decade physical talent

 

[CornFed Gregger]

I’ll never understand how guys like Mario or Cav could possibly be surprised when fired to get pissed off. How did u not see it coming?

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Only one explanation...

Starbucks fucked up his pumpkin spice latte, so he threw the change for his purchase at the drive through window and peeled out of the parking lot.

 

[Steveweiser316]

I’ll never understand how guys like Mario or Cav could possibly be surprised when fired to get pissed off. How did u not see it coming?

I used to advise managers through the disciplinary process and performance issues with employees - you’d be surprised how little self awareness the majority of people have

 

[cwessel76]

The mainboard used to be so fun...man those were funny as shit.

That and LSUfreek were the best.

 

[slattimer]

That and LSUfreek were the best.

The MSpaints always had me rolling. And then some of the breaking news/drama stuff that happened. Kiffin leaving Tennessee what hilarious, but even the dude that had the early info Bin Laden got whacked, or the dude that does all of these bio studies across the globa - bamafan23 or something like that, doing AMAs, even the kstatebate/stcook shit made me laugh. Too bad when they roasted that dipshit attorney in Florida probably was the end of the fun.