A worthy thread: Best Trash Talk

[God is a Husker]

They now have a kid that is a “furry” and identifies as a cat. No shit, they have a little box in a janitors closet for it.

I’m not even fucking with you

God damn @Woodrow F Call maybe the fat girls in Seneca ain’t so bad

 

[Kaladin]

They now have a kid that is a “furry” and identifies as a cat. No shit, they have a little box in a janitors closet for it.

I’m not even fucking with you

Norfolk Nebraska has a kid who identifies as a cat as well along with the litter box

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Norfolk Nebraska has a kid who identifies as a cat as well along with the litter box

@HuskerGarrett can we get a “we’re fucked as a society” emoji ?

 

[God is a Husker]

Norfolk Nebraska has a kid who identifies as a cat as well along with the litter box

Norfolk Catholic probably has like 15-50 kids who got diddled tho

 

[Kaladin]

Norfolk Catholic probably has like 15-50 kids who got diddled tho

Which means Norfolk High probably has a few hundred

 

[God is a Husker]

Which means Norfolk High probably has a few hundred

the public school has even more Catholics?





Disgusting

 

[Woodrow F Call]

God damn @Woodrow F Call maybe the fat girls in Seneca ain’t so bad

I've heard of the same shit at the high school in Marysville. Who the fuck let's shit like that happen?

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Best Trash Talk: “Larry Bird”

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[God is a Husker]

I've heard of the same shit at the high school in Marysville. Who the fuck let's shit like that happen?

I blame the Marysville Hardee’s

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

If you were at Lincoln in the early 90's and played intramural or pickup basketball against Tommie Frazier, he was relentless. He'd make fun of your shoes, your shorts, your haircut or whatever he could latch on to. He called one of my teammates "Goodwill" or "Salvation Army" because he wore some ratty clothes to games.

Now he’s a really really fat drunk so there

 

[God is a Husker]

Now he’s a really really fat drunk so there

Come to Nebraska for the football, stay for the lifestyle.

😎

 

[Cash68847]

Let's hear the examples of the best trash talk you ever unleashed on some poor mook or that you ever heard someone eviscerate an opponent with.....

Here's the best one I've heard and it was deployed against my team to devastating effect.

We were playing against a guy who for privacy reasons we'll call Robert Jones. It's a completely made up name to protect his victims. Robert was a very well known high school and club athlete in his sport. Not well liked, but definitely respected. So my team was playing against his and for obvious reasons he was getting some special attention. For some reason we were certain that by letting him know that knew who he was, it would be to our advantage. For most of the first part of the game you would often hear "Who is guarding Robert?... I've got Robert..... Somebody get on Robert" and it eventually devolved into directly speaking to Robert. "Robert you're not getting the ball.....I can handle you, Robert.... There's no reason to worry because this guy, Robert, isn't gonna do anything". After over 30 minutes of this, as both teams are grouped together for one stoppage of play Robert announces to one of my teammates:

"Haven't you noticed that you all know my name, but I don't know any of yours?"

The use of his name stopped immediately after that and his team went on to secure a comfortable win in a totally lopsided affair in which the final score could only be described as a bloodbath in which Robert lived up to his reputation and my team failed to enhance theirs. And to make matters worse, I obviously remember this story and I highly doubt he does. Well played, Robert. Your burn has continued to smoulder for decades.

Another one I thought was funny was one Omaha North did when they had their great football team awhile back. They came to Kearney in the playoffs and ran out through the banner which said tell your girlfriends you will be free next Friday.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Anybody got any yo mama or big Johnson jokes?

 

[Ext. 55]

Which means Norfolk High probably has a few hundred

But were/are the teachers female and hot?