A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[Ext. 55]

Enjoyed the first episode. Set the stage for something bigger. Read the novella back in the day, so I get what’s coming…and look forward to the rest of the series.

 

[Tsakoi]

Fantastic episode 2.

When HBO has source material to use they knock it out of the park.

Including lots of history and lore keeps the book readers happy. Egg shadow boxing a "Blackfyre bastard" did it for me.

 

[Kaladin]

Fantastic episode 2.

When HBO has source material to use they knock it out of the park.

Including lots of history and lore keeps the book readers happy. Egg shadow boxing a "Blackfyre bastard" did it for me.

great episode

Dunc and Eggs interactions are great

I did not need to see that old man’s massive dong at the beginning of the episode though

 

[Kaladin]

That evening joust scene was top notch

 

[God is a Husker]

I'd rather it have been a 3 episode mini series.

Subtract about 5 mins per from these run times for Intro/Outro and recaps and it's laughable.

 

[God is a Husker]

Hopefully Netflix ownership prevents the IP from getting the Star Wars treatment.

We don't need a million bad shows watering down the product.

PS: fuck dragons give me a mini series about the Ravens Teeth or the Winged Knight vs. the Griffin King or Starfall and the Sword of the Morning or the rise of Tywin Lannister from son of a pussy to the most powerful and feared man in Westeros. No more CGI Dragons please

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Not just any tits. Those were Tanya Roberts’ tits.

Allow me, good sir.. and was the hottest Angel too.

Spoiler: Beastmaster & Sheena

 

[Link-]

 

[Cookiemonster]

That was uncomfortable.

 

[Kaladin]

That was uncomfortable.

It’s so unnecessary

 

[vailhusker]

Did they find some prosthetics laying around from 28 Years Later (terrible movie don't waste your time)?

 

[Cornicator]

That was uncomfortable.

It’s so unnecessary

I laughed, but can we not imagine a fantasy world where even a Knight with a 14 inch dong would refrain from pissing outside his own front door?

Come on. I pee off my back patio every night during the summer. It's my right as a man and property owner with a big fenced in back yard surrounded by trees.

No man, even a fictional Knight with a dick that Dirk Diggler would envy, is pissing right outside his front door.

 

[Jim14510]

fuck dragons

 

[DuckSker]

Did they find some prosthetics laying around from 28 Years Later (terrible movie don't waste your time)?

I sure hope so, otherwise i dont feel real great about myself anymore

 

[DuckSker]

I'd rather it have been a 3 episode mini series.

Subtract about 5 mins per from these run times for Intro/Outro and recaps and it's laughable.

Yeah looks like i’ll rewatch the first 2 episodes in 5 weeks when i binge the whole thing

Waiting a week for a 30 minute episode is just insane

 

[Kaladin]

I laughed, but can we not imagine a fantasy world where even a Knight with a 14 inch dong would refrain from pissing outside his own front door?

Come on. I pee off my back patio every night during the summer. It's my right as a man and property owner with a big fenced in back yard surrounded by trees.

No man, even a fictional Knight with a dick that Dirk Diggler would envy, is pissing right outside his front door.

What does you pissing off your back patio have to do with anything

I said it was unecessary. It’s a show about a knight and a little boy and their adventures together. What is the purpose of showing that old man’s dick other than shock value?

 

[Cornicator]

What does you pissing off your back patio have to do with anything

I said it was unecessary. It’s a show about a knight and a little boy and their adventures together. What is the purpose of showing that old man’s dick other than shock value?

Lol... I give zero shits about the dick. My point here it was even dumber to show him pissing outside his front door. No man would do that, fantasy universe or not.

Also, I thought his dick looked small. I felt bad for him.

 

[Jim14510]

I laughed, but can we not imagine a fantasy world where even a Knight with a 14 inch dong would refrain from pissing outside his own front door?

Come on. I pee off my back patio every night during the summer. It's my right as a man and property owner with a big fenced in back yard surrounded by trees.

No man, even a fictional Knight with a dick that Dirk Diggler would envy, is pissing right outside his front door.

I've pissed outside my front door but there's a bush there and it was like 3 am. Also I was drunk and the key wasnt going in the keyhole right. Wife yelled at me midstream.

 

[vailhusker]

Hopefully we won't have to wait 2 years for season 2. They wonder why people lose interest in these shows if so.

 

[Cornicator]

I've pissed outside my front door but there's a bush there and it was like 3 am. Also I was drunk and the key wasnt going in the keyhole right. Wife yelled at me midstream.

You're an animal.