8 percent of men

[Tyneb23]

 

[Frogsker30]

well yeah, lions cant make fists.

 

[The Other Dave]

Also, 8% of men are mentally retarded

 

[Jim14510]

8% of men have not seen a lion in their life apparently.

 

[Irv]

Lion has no fists. DQ.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Wait. Eight percent of men are named Daniel?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

8% of men have not seen a lion in their life apparently.

I saw one recently at the zoo in Colorado Springs and it was “roaring” or whatever. It was incredible that an animal was that loud. I can’t describe it but it sounded like there had to be a large speaker system with subs playing the sound, not an animal. Absolutely insane.

With that said I could have beat the shit out of it

 

[ChocaEgg]

At the end of the day, it's still a fucking cat.

 

[Kazman5k]

These dumb beast don’t understand the concept of leverage

 

[InTheDeed]

this reminds me of the age-old question: would you rather have to fight a lion in a lion cage or a shark in a shark tank? To win you have to survive for 5 minutes. No "wishing for more wishes" tricks." Normal zoo/aquarium size cage/tank, the animal is trying to fight you, is not asleep, etc. The top of the shark tank is open so you can breathe with your head above water.

 

[Lionsfan93]

this reminds me of the age-old question: would you rather have to fight a lion in a lion cage or a shark in a shark tank? To win you have to survive for 5 minutes. No "wishing for more wishes" tricks." Normal zoo/aquarium size cage/tank, the animal is trying to fight you, is not asleep, etc. The top of the shark tank is open so you can breathe with your head above water.

Goddamn this fucked with me. What kind of shark are we talking about and how big? If it's just one of those from the Henry Doorly's aquarium, I think I like my chances. Couple shots to the noise and that thing ain't fucking with me....

 

[InTheDeed]

Goddamn this fucked with me. What kind of shark are we talking about and how big? If it's just one of those from the Henry Doorly's aquarium, I think I like my chances. Couple shots to the noise and that thing ain't fucking with me....

great white.

 

[dsbigred1]

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This stat is nothing compared to the 100% of women that would punch the lion and then expect their man to beat it up…

 

[HCFord1]

great white.

I mean they’ll both kill me within 30 seconds so 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Adolph Coors]

id fuck up a lion

 

[Mavsker]

Also, 8% of men are mentally retarded

And they're all here on tPB!

 

[vailhusker]

I know some dudes that wrestled at about 100 lbs in high school that probably think they can take one.

 

[doublewing]

I came

I know some dudes that wrestled at about 100 lbs in high school that probably think they can take one.

They would just drive over it with their lifted trucks.

They look just like real people in those.

 

[Jim14510]

this reminds me of the age-old question: would you rather have to fight a lion in a lion cage or a shark in a shark tank? To win you have to survive for 5 minutes. No "wishing for more wishes" tricks." Normal zoo/aquarium size cage/tank, the animal is trying to fight you, is not asleep, etc. The top of the shark tank is open so you can breathe with your head above water.

I'll take the shark tank. I might be able to keep a shark from biting me for 5 minutes. Lion no chance.

 

[Goskers07]

At the end of the day, it's still a fucking cat.

This. I'm grabbing a laser pointer, pointing it at the wall and punching it in the ear when it looks.

Then dying.