8 percent of men

[BingoDingo]

I saw one recently at the zoo in Colorado Springs and it was “roaring” or whatever. It was incredible that an animal was that loud. I can’t describe it but it sounded like there had to be a large speaker system with subs playing the sound, not an animal. Absolutely insane.

With that said I could have beat the shit out of it

There is a place here in AZ called Out of Africa, where they pluck these savage beasts right out of Africa and put them in a luxury spa and resort south of Sedona. They got lions behind chain link fencing, so I went and sat next to one like 3 feet away under a tree for like five minutes just looking at this thing, thinking quickly it would annihilate a person. I am confident I could choke the bastard out...

 

[kyle23]

Shakira is basically a jungle cat. I'll take my chances.

 

[dsbigred1]

I know some dudes that wrestled at about 100 lbs in high school that probably think they can take one.

Vail, HuskerHank has plenty of experience double-legging lions during commercial breaks while watching the NCAA rasslin tourney, and Bobpoppa would feed a lion the most epic concrete sandwich in history!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I mean they’ll both kill me within 30 seconds so 🤷🏻‍♂️

I guess maybe I lose consciousness faster in water so I'd go shark

 

[vailhusker]

Vail, HuskerHank has plenty of experience double-legging lions during commercial breaks while watching the NCAA rasslin tourney, and Bobpoppa would feed a lion the most epic concrete sandwich in history!

Tiger King and Siegfried and Roy really missed out on an opportunity to hire those two greats to regulate all their lions and tigers back in the day.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I could totally beat up a baby lion cub.

 

[CornHub]

this reminds me of the age-old question: would you rather have to fight a lion in a lion cage or a shark in a shark tank? To win you have to survive for 5 minutes. No "wishing for more wishes" tricks." Normal zoo/aquarium size cage/tank, the animal is trying to fight you, is not asleep, etc. The top of the shark tank is open so you can breathe with your head above water.

great white.

Easily a lion. There's nothing a human with no weapon could possibly do to even injure a great white shark and you have zero percent chance of dodging even one of it's attacks.

 

[HCFord1]

I guess maybe I lose consciousness faster in water so I'd go shark

That and cats are notorious for basically fucking around while they kill you slowly, which doesn’t seem fun.

 

[Frogsker30]

Shakira is basically a jungle cat. I'll take my chances.

NGL this video got me going when i was like 12

 

[Ext. 55]

How this ends.

 

[Ext. 55]

Easily a lion. There's nothing a human with no weapon could possibly do to even injure a great white shark and you have zero percent chance of dodging even one of it's attacks.

Obvi you haven't seen all the videos where you punch it in the nose or rub it on it's belly and turn it upside down have you?

 

[CornHub]

Obvi you haven't seen all the videos where you punch it in the nose or rub it on it's belly and turn it upside down have you?

Apparently not. Are you saying there's some kind of secret shark taming technique?

 

[Herbie]

92% of men are stupid. A lion cake make a fist.
The second it tries to do anything it’s disqualified

 

[Ext. 55]

Apparently not. Are you saying there's some kind of secret shark taming technique?

Punch them in the nose due to a high density of sensitive nerves...it's science.

Now, chances are you still fucking die, but yeah it's a thing.

 

[Mavsker]

well yeah, lions cant make fists.

Lion has no fists. DQ.

92% of men are stupid. A lion cake make a fist.
The second it tries to do anything it’s disqualified

I think we're overlooking the fact that lions can't make fists so they would be disqualified in a fist fight.

 

[CornHub]

Punch them in the nose due to a high density of sensitive nerves...it's science.

Now, chances are you still fucking die, but yeah it's a thing.

What's the belly rubbing thing?

 

[betsch]

I mean they’ll both kill me within 30 seconds so 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think a lion would be a quicker death.....I'll take the lion.

 

[HCFord1]

I think a lion would be a quicker death.....I'll take the lion.

I'm not sure. They'd probably just disable you and then slowly eat you and throw you around for a while until you're dead. Great white would drag you under and you'd drown pretty quickly (while also being eaten).

 

[Ext. 55]

What's the belly rubbing thing?

 

[betsch]

I'm not sure. They'd probably just disable you and then slowly eat you and throw you around for a while until you're dead. Great white would drag you under and you'd drown pretty quickly (while also being eaten).

I think they mostly do that with hyenas because they hate them. If that is the case, then sign me up for the shark. Usually lions are pretty efficient grabbing around the neck and killing things pretty quickly.