2025-26 #PortalSZN Thread

[Baron Winnebago]

I take it you didnt watch Zane this season

He was bad, but they're also looking for qb3 and if Zane is playing they're fucked anyways

 

[Herbie]

He was bad, but they're also looking for qb3 and if Zane is playing they're fucked anyways

I’m mainly just a big fan of no Nebraska kids on the roster until further notice.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I’m mainly just a big fan of no Nebraska kids on the roster until further notice.

 

[kyle23]

Random shit post - Max Olson found my ID on the floor of an O st bar in college and had the common courtesy to get it back to me.

 

[nja13]

I remember 15 years ago we were saying the exact opposite.

“We score on too many chunk plays, can we grind out a drive?”

In reality, I completely agree that we need to have that component in the offense.

For me personally, a lot of the complaints were that the offense never had the ability to slow it down and grind out games, especially under Frost. It was "well we're a tempo offense, so we gotta do everything fast" and honestly Scat was the reverse side of that coin where everything was so slow because they planned on grinding out every game regardless

Yeah, I remember these comments specifically during the Taylor Martinez era. Some said our offense was too reliant on requiring a 70-yard run by T-Magic to score.

 

[nja13]

Random shit post - Max Olson found my ID on the floor of an O st bar in college and had the common courtesy to get it back to me.

Max is a good dude. Went to Frankin Barbecue in Austin with him, where you bring a chair and sit in line 3 hours before they open in order to get food.

 

[Herbie]

Random shit post - Max Olson found my ID on the floor of an O st bar in college and had the common courtesy to get it back to me.

He’s a good guy. Went to Southwest.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

He’s a good guy. Went to Southwest.

definitely a dude that farts in elevators, #OOU

 

[Herbie]

definitely a dude that farts in elevators, #OOU

 

[slattimer]

cry more loser

What yore mom thinks everytime she charges her card for your sub.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

What yore mom thinks everytime she charges her card for your sub.

Can you give it a fucking rest?

When his mom gets charged for his subS. Multiple. Cash money for Garrett

 

[Frogsker30]

Played for Dana his last year at Houston

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Can you give it a fucking rest?

When his mom gets charged for his subS. Multiple. Cash money for Garrett

which just allows him to bring more cocaine to the next party

 

[YetiJR]

Love minchey pick up

I’d like to find our Trinidad

Elite d2 qb, not expecting to be the star but could win the job

That guy would be Jaden Craig, and I really wouldn't mind the room at that point.