2025-26 #PortalSZN Thread

[Ext. 55]

Well at least Dayton will have someone to keep him company.

 

[V-Doub]

OYE! Whistle.

For fuck’s sake… all of you whiny little cunts—“Matt Rhule this, Nebraska sucks that, we’ll never win again, recruiting’s trash, nobody wants us, we should be this, we should be that…” Christ on a fucking bike, shut the fuck up! You lot sound like a funeral and a bloody comedy show rolled into one. Pathetic. Soft. Fucking weak.

And let’s add the rest of this shitshow: our defensive recruits are too small, our offensive line is too fat, AND WE HAVE NO FUCKING RUNNING BACK. ONE LOT CAN’T HIT HARD ENOUGH, THE OTHER LOT CAN’T MOVE! And THEN—then!—we hire some wanker from a community college like it’s a charity project. “Trust the process,” my arse! Meanwhile, we did hire from Miami… just not the RIGHT Miami. Oh no, that would’ve made too much fucking sense, wouldn’t it?!

And Matt Rhule? Total arsehole to Ekler. Yeah, he’s leaving. Not that Ekler hasn’t been at more schools than the Mighty Ducks man himself, Dylan Fucking Raiola, but still—what a goddamn disaster.

Here’s the thing you lot don’t get: we spend all our time sitting on the outside, guessing what these kids are gonna do out there, then coming back at halftime to moan and complain when it’s not exactly what we imagined. We don’t know what it’s like in the locker room. We’re not on the pitch with them. We can’t look them in the eyes and push them to be better than they ever thought they could be. But you? You just sit there judging, whining, acting like the world owes you a victory.

And that’s why all this moaning is useless. Judging and complaining won’t fix a defensive line that can’t hit, an offensive line that can’t move, or the fact we have no running back. It won’t stop Ekler from leaving, and it sure as fuck won’t fix hiring the wrong Miami or a community college wanker.

STOP. FUCKING. WHINING.
Stop pointing fingers. Stop crying. Stop acting like life owes you a win.

Grow a fucking pair. Back the team. Demand better by putting in the work. Scrape. Fight. Bleed. Stop being pathetic. Or just stay home and keep crying—it’s all you’re good at anyway.

I’m by no means a big complainer, or whiner as you put it. But… Why do you get to complain but if anyone else does it they’re a whiny little bitch? The whole premise of your rant about other people complaining is a bit hypocritical.

 

[Jim14510]

The lack of a sense of humor around here is getting old.

I'm still funny when I think we'll suck for the near future.

 

[Kinish]

I'm still funny when I think we'll suck for the near future.

word on the street is you've been sucking your whole life Jim

 

[Jim14510]

Dante Moore just announced he’s returning to Oregon next year. Ride the Bench Raiola

I think thats the decision Oregon was waiting on. They weren't going to take him without Moore coming back.

 

[Jim14510]

So the 5 star legacy QB was willing to leave to be a backup to a team in the same conference.

Man that sucks for Nebraska, just not a good look and what are the odds he ever takes a snap for them?

I bet he doesn't go in the portal if they knew this was the result.

 

[Jim14510]

Yup. They’ve got a year to evaluate him and I bet the evaluation won’t be kind

They can also send him to the portal next year.

 

[Seaofred92]

They can also send him to the portal next year.

People seem to be forgetting this part

 

[Ext. 55]

I’m by no means a big complainer, or whiner as you put it. But… Why do you get to complain but if anyone else does it they’re a whiny little bitch? The whole premise of your rant about other people complaining is a bit hypocritical.

I mean...I take your point...and he is Roy Kent. If you know anything about Roy and Ted Lasso, that's kind of his thing.

Although over the arch of the series, Roy does become less of a bitch and ultimately becomes positive guy too.

For whatever that is worth.

Fuck I know? Just general life advice: "Don't be a bitch" --- E55

 

[HerbRedman]

Raiolas must have decided this was the preferable route over starting at a non-P2 school, because there's no way they signed without knowing that.

Correct.

Comments flaming Dylan for being surprised about this are kind of dumb. They obviously communicated about this with UO staff. No way mocromanager Dom would not have worked this all out beforehand.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Correct.

Comments flaming Dylan for being surprised about this are kind of dumb. They obviously communicated about this with UO staff. No way mocromanager Dom would not have worked this all out beforehand.

I don’t know - the egos on Raiola’s to be a bench warmer for a year doesn’t sound accurate. He wouldn’t of gone to Nebraska if we signed McCord

 

[djw004]

Wtf

Why would you not want to play for Brent Key right now? The man punches so far above his weight class, it's not even funny.

 

[V-Doub]

I mean...I take your point...and he is Roy Kent. If you know anything about Roy and Ted Lasso, that's kind of his thing.

Although over the arch of the series, Roy does become less of a bitch and ultimately becomes positive guy too.

For whatever that is worth.

Fuck I know? Just general life advice: "Don't be a bitch" --- E55

Literally could have summarized the entire rant into 3-4 words.

“Y’all is bitches.”

I don’t feel like I would’ve learned anything less with the abridged version.

 

[Herbie]

One last blank check?

 

[ChocaEgg]

One last blank check?

Already got a RG

 

[djw004]

Leavitt to Miami is pretty certain at this point which could be the end of the end of the road for the QB dominos. Every team has a potential starter if that settles. Tennessee being a wild card

Only thing left could be Ty Simpson coming back and taking a spot at a school with a projected first-year starter (Tennessee, Ole Miss, Georgia?, Alabama)

Simple resolution is Simpson and Leavitt splitting Miami and Tennessee

Not sure what Longstreet will do. Could see a return to USC but I haven't looked into it. Sounds like that bridge might be burned?

Is Leavitt not signed at LSU?

He (Leavitt) signed with LSU

Leavitt is going to LSU, isn't he?

I thought leavitt signed with LSU?

Anyone have any idea where Leavitt signed?

Didn't think he had signed yet

Leavitt signed LSU tigers

Anyone have an update on Leavitt? Would love to see his other opportunities fall through and have him come fight with Kaelin to backup Colandrea. He'd be a no brainer at our 3 spot.

SIAP but Leavitt is signed at LSU

I've kind of lost track, has Miami not secured a portal QB yet?

No. They've only signed 4 guys out of the portal so far, no QBs

Buzz on tPB is that they're going to sign Sam Leavitt.

didn't Kiffin sign him? And Longstreet?

According to ON3 portal, both Leavitt and Longstreet listed as committed not signed.

I'm trying to squeeze all the juice of out of dumb jokes while I can.

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So who hasn't gotten their QB for next year?

Miami is one, right?

Anyone else?

Leavitt to Miami is pretty certain at this point which could be the end of the end of the road for the QB dominos. Every team has a potential starter if that settles. Tennessee being a wild card

Only thing left could be Ty Simpson coming back and taking a spot at a school with a projected first-year starter (Tennessee, Ole Miss, Georgia?, Alabama)

Simple resolution is Simpson and Leavitt splitting Miami and Tennessee

Not sure what Longstreet will do. Could see a return to USC but I haven't looked...

• Tonkasker

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They've both been announced as signed by LSU:

@SlumpBuster did this earlier - but I thought it worthy to update...

Golly I love this place.

 

[SlumpBuster]

If @HuskerGarrett doesn't get us an inside update on Leavitt soon, I say we riot

 

[Fargo Husker]

If @HuskerGarrett doesn't get us an inside update on Leavitt soon, I say we riot

He's one of the biggest names in the portal, you'd think SOMEONE would know what's going on with him.

 

[SOHusker11]

I don’t know - the egos on Raiola’s to be a bench warmer for a year doesn’t sound accurate. He wouldn’t of gone to Nebraska if we signed McCord

His shit smelled a lot better then. Not so much now.

 

[NCsker]

I mean...I take your point...and he is Roy Kent. If you know anything about Roy and Ted Lasso, that's kind of his thing.

Although over the arch of the series, Roy does become less of a bitch and ultimately becomes positive guy too.

For whatever that is worth.

Fuck I know? Just general life advice: "Don't be a bitch" --- E55