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Okay well the product he helped put on the field was total shit so hope that helps.I am too. I’m a fan of it
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Sign Up Now!Okay well the product he helped put on the field was total shit so hope that helps.I am too. I’m a fan of it
The evidence shows. That’s why I followed up with I’m now a Campbell fanDoesn’t exactly translate to football…if that’s all you’re doing
It was. That’s why I followed up with me being a fan of Campbell nowOkay well the product he helped put on the field was total shit so hope that helps.
Guys! He’s gonna defend duval and that’s rightfully so! Pipe line worked under Gibby for a while. I trust his opinion on this!I am too. I’m a fan of it
Adrian Martinez freshman to sophomore year went from being fast/explosive to much less explosive plodding tank with zero flexibility.Not making excuses for Duval but it seems like Frost wanted an all first off the bus looking team. Unfortunately we ended up with a lot of looks like Tarzan plays like Jane type players with zero flexibility and no mobility. It was pretty telling that one of the first things Rhule did when he arrived is to shit-can the strength and nutrition coaches.
Adrian Martinez freshman to sophomore year went from being fast/explosive to much less explosive plodding tank with zero flexibility.
I just remember watching him against Illinois thinking what the hell did Duvall do? He’s so much less flexible and mobile than last year.
Like all things Corch Scrote, the longer he was here then worse it got.I just remember watching him against Illinois thinking what the hell did Duvall do? He’s so much less flexible and mobile than last year.
-The Book of Corch Scrote 2:4Like all things Corch Scrote, the longer he was here then worse it got.
You like fat guys who can’t move and are very unathletic?Generally speaking, I like Duval’s training style more than Campbell’s. That doesn’t change, but Campbell has gained a fan of me from last years results. Guy knows what he’s doin
Just think how fast those Haarberg jukes would be under DuvallI just remember watching him against Illinois thinking what the hell did Duvall do? He’s so much less flexible and mobile than last year.
Somebody show this man some sweaty, round, man glutes pleaseexpectin more videos of the boys workin out rather you old fvcks squabblin
And the scrote sayeth unto the Busch light. Let there be skoal, long cut, winter green. And yay let there be golden tee. Where upon we can bro-out and bang waitresses at Gate 25. Praise, praise. Busch light we praise. - The book of coach Scrote 3:16.-The Book of Corch Scrote 2:4
I legit lol’dAnd the scrote sayeth unto the Busch light. Let there be skoal, long cut, winter green. And yay let there be golden tee. Where upon we can bro-out and bang waitresses at Gate 25. Praise, praise. Busch light we praise. - The book of coach Scrote 3:16.
Once upon a time, in a land of football lore,@Dean (AI) write me a ballad about coach Scrote, his love of Busch light, gate 25, golden tee and banging waitresses.
Once upon a time, in a land of football lore,
There lived a coach named Scrote, oh what a manly bore.
With his trusty Busch Light, always by his side,
He ruled the kingdom of bros, with swagger and with pride.
At Gate 25, his throne, he'd gather with his crew,
Their conversations filled with legends, both old and new.
They'd sip their Busch Light, the nectar of their might,
And dream of conquests while golden tees took flight.
In his heart, a passion burned for waitresses so fair,
With a wink and a nod, he'd spark a fiery stare.
With charm and swagger, he'd make their hearts race,
As they succumbed to his bro-ish allure and grace.
The tales of Coach Scrote, they spread far and wide,
His loyal subjects laughed and reveled by his side.
He'd raise his Busch Light high, toasting to their glory,
For in this kingdom, bro-dom was their story.
So here's to Coach Scrote, a legend through and through,
With his Busch Light, Gate 25, and a bro-ish crew.
In the realm of golden tee, they'll forever roam,
Chasing dreams of touchdowns and waitresses to call their own.
(Note: This is a fictional ballad and meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental.)
Ha! Looks like I hit the mark with that one! Glad it brought a smile to your face.
I would say there’s a 100% chance this is identical to real life(Note: This is a fictional ballad and meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental.)