2024 Offseason Thread

[Kaladin]

I've already forgotten about the 2023 season. Can't wait to watch us play in the 2024 college football playoffs.

 

[Kaladin]

Gotta go out and get some QBs, WRs, RBs, OL, TEs, maybe a lock-down CB and some LBs.

Also need a new qb coach/offensive coordinator.

 

[dom91932]

***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

Spare yourselves the opportunity to be let down. Return to this thread every time you garner even a sliver of hope for this team. Don’t let our shit schedule fool you. Believe it or not it can and probably will still get worse than this. Fuck everything. Go big red.

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[Kaladin]

I bet we win off-season national championship again.

 

[whoboppin]

UTEP
Colorado
UNI
Illinois
Purdue
Rutgers
Indiana

That sounds like 7-0 to me baby. Gets us ready for biggest Nebraska game in years vs OSU.

 

[Tonkasker]

23 was like a fever dream. Went by so fast and started the EXACT same way it ended despite almost complete roster turnover throughout the year. Really incredible

 

[ChocaEgg]

UTEP
Colorado
UNI
Illinois
Purdue
Rutgers
Indiana

That sounds like 7-0 to me baby. Gets us ready for biggest Nebraska game in years vs OSU.

iwbh, we'll lose two or three of those. Prime will school Rhule once again and I wouldn't bet on Rhule/Satt to beat fat bert again or beat Schiano.

 

[Kaladin]

Aside from Wright, who is gonna play LB for us next year?

 

[ChocaEgg]

Aside from Wright, who is gonna play LB for us next year?

Gbayor

 

[Ripping Lips]

iwbh, we'll lose two or three of those. Prime will school Rhule once again and I wouldn't bet on Rhule/Satt to beat fat bert again or beat Schiano.

Prime probably won't have much of a team next year after calling his OL trash and their offense has gone to 💩 once Sean Lewis quit calling the plays.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Prime probably won't have much of a team next year after calling his OL trash and their offense has gone to 💩 once Sean Lewis quit calling the plays.

Prime wasn't supposed to have much of a team this year and he still stretched Rhules butthole.

 

[Ripping Lips]

Prime wasn't supposed to have much of a team this year and he still stretched Rhules butthole.

If we didn't have Jeff Sins as our QB, it might've been closer. I still feel that Puffs will be even worse next year since they lost their luster.

 

[ChocaEgg]

If we didn't have Jeff Sins as our QB, it might've been closer. I still feel that Puffs will be even worse next year since they lost their luster.

I doubt it.

 

[Ripping Lips]

I doubt it.

Hopefully next year Rhule treats Prime and the Puffs like shit and deny any sideline passes to the game. Plus, we need some walkons protecting the logo during warmups and willing to sucker punch their starters.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Hopefully next year Rhule treats Prime and the Puffs like shit and deny any sideline passes to the game. Plus, we need some walkons protecting the logo during warmups and willing to sucker punch their starters.

Our pasty white squad finna get rolled

 

[Ripping Lips]

Our pasty white squad finna get rolled

If they take out Travis Hunter the Sanders brothers, it will be worth it.

 

[ChocaEgg]

If they take out Travis Hunter the Sanders brothers, it will be worth it.

I'd be happy with an L if we can end Shady, Travis Hunter, and the other sanders kid's careers. Would be totally worth it.

 

[Ripping Lips]

I'd be happy with an L if we can end Shady, Travis Hunter, and the other sanders kid's careers. Would be totally worth it.

During pregame, they should stream a video of Shady's Bentley getting towed.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Prime wasn't supposed to have much of a team this year and he still stretched Rhules butthole.

Nah. Jeff Sims gave them the game.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Nah. Rhule's hand-picked QB gave them the game.

Fify