Breaking New DL Coach

iruletheskool · 2026-01-11T17:34:52-0600

NSECTA4 said:
My man Egg with his obligatory anti- Dvoracek take

Our LBs were worse than our DL this year.

Hedley Lamarr · 2026-01-11T17:37:13-0600

Snockered69 said:
I might actually watch a survival show on Dean. I say show because im not too sure the dude could last even a few hours in the sticks. In that time he probably gets lost, brings up he was a cub scout but had to leave early on navigation day, trips while jumping a log and then taps out after spilling his water.

The ending credits of the show is probably deab laughing eating some chicharrones on a bench at orange theory discussing how he almost made a 72 hour off grid challenge.

Naked and Afraid

Sous Chef · 2026-01-11T17:39:48-0600

iruletheskool said:
Our LBs were worse than our DL this year.

I agree they weren't good either but it's hard to judge when the running lanes were wide open and OL were free to get to the second level almost every snap..

cwessel76 · 2026-01-11T17:39:55-0600

Hedley Lamarr said:
Naked and Afraid

NCsker · 2026-01-11T17:40:54-0600

king_kong_ said:
I’m thankful for the 6-8 posters here who actually still think any of this matters (it doesn’t until preacher Rhule is fired)

Good for you guys. GBR

V-Doub · 2026-01-11T17:43:00-0600

HerbRedman said:
Yeah there's always a flipside to that. Every year there are standout assistants who come out of nowhere to excel for B1G/SEC teams.....and then our fans go "Why can't that be us?? Why can WE never find a diamond in the rough like that???" Yet 90% of our fans would have shit on a Cignetti hire if we got him 3-4 yrs ago. "He's never been a HC in P4!!!" Our fans would have said.

As OP says....you just have to wait a full yr before you can truly evaluate these hires.

Also, I'll remind everyone that when Oregon hired Chip Kelly as OC back in 2007, he had spent the previous 14 seasons as OC at New Hampshire (!!!!!!). An FCS program.

Not everyone comes prep-packaged with your imaginary B1G/SEC body of work that you want in your perfect hypothetical world.

Probably the only HC hiring strategy we haven’t employed…

Solich - Promoted an assistant
Callahan - Failed NFL HC
Pelini - Defensive Coordinator
Riley - Veteran over achiever from another shitty P5 team
Frost - Legacy hire and Offensive Coach/Coordinator
Rhule - Another failed NFL HC but with college experience

Winning HC from a lower level is about the only thing we haven’t tried.

Eaton Beaver · 2026-01-11T18:00:33-0600

V-Doub said:
Probably the only HC hiring strategy we haven’t employed…

Solich - Promoted an assistant
Callahan - Failed NFL HC
Pelini - Defensive Coordinator
Riley - Veteran over achiever from another shitty P5 team
Frost - Legacy hire and Offensive Coach/Coordinator
Rhule - Another failed NFL HC but with college experience

Winning HC from a lower level is about the only thing we haven’t tried.

With the lack of rules in NIL I'm not sure what is the best path moving forward is for us.

I almost want to go back to the Osborne offense and spend all the money on the defensive side and load up.
JFK.. or maybe not.

vailhusker · 2026-01-11T18:40:39-0600

V-Doub said:
Probably the only HC hiring strategy we haven’t employed…

Solich - Promoted an assistant
Callahan - Failed NFL HC
Pelini - Defensive Coordinator
Riley - Veteran over achiever from another shitty P5 team
Frost - Legacy hire and Offensive Coach/Coordinator
Rhule - Another failed NFL HC but with college experience

Winning HC from a lower level is about the only thing we haven’t tried.

Coach Eck from New Mexico?

V-Doub · 2026-01-11T18:49:42-0600

vailhusker said:
Coach Eck from New Mexico?

Not a huge fan of fat head coaches, but I’ll take Mangino fat at this point if his fat ass can win.

#JustWinFatty

Irv · 2026-01-11T18:51:25-0600

V-Doub said:
Not a huge fan of fat head coaches, but I’ll take Mangino fat at this point if his fat ass can win.

#JustWinFatty

No reason we couldn’t Zepbound this guy.

vailhusker · 2026-01-11T18:52:24-0600

V-Doub said:
Not a huge fan of fat head coaches, but I’ll take Mangino fat at this point if his fat ass can win.

#JustWinFatty

Works for Fat Bert so maybe they would have a chance.

Irv · 2026-01-11T18:54:55-0600

vailhusker said:
Works for Fat Bret so maybe they would have a chance.

I understand the concern though. With the Simulation in play, Eck would lead us to a playoff game and then cardiac arrest on the sideline, consigning us to another 25 years in the wilderness. .

Baron Winnebago · 2026-01-11T18:54:57-0600

Irv said:
No reason we couldn’t Zepbound this guy.

Rhule's gotten skinner and seems like he knows less about football so maybe we fatten up the next guy

vailhusker · 2026-01-11T18:57:05-0600

Irv said:
No reason we couldn’t Zepbound this guy.

I don't know Fat Matt seemed to be better than Smeduim Matt.

cwessel76 · 2026-01-11T18:57:18-0600

Baron Winnebago said:
Rhule's gotten skinner and seems like he knows less about football so maybe we fatten up the next guy

Out next coach?

JankTheTank · 2026-01-11T19:12:51-0600

Hedley Lamarr said:
Naked and Afraid

V-Doub · 2026-01-11T19:19:10-0600

Eaton Beaver said:
With the lack of rules in NIL I'm not sure what is the best path moving forward is for us.

I almost want to go back to the Osborne offense and spend all the money on the defensive side and load up.
JFK.. or maybe not.

Can we just hire some multi-billionaire to be our head coach? Like, who cares if he knows anything about football if he has 25 billion in the bank. Amirite?

Flabio · 2026-01-11T19:29:48-0600

V-Doub said:
Can we just hire some multi-billionaire to be our head coach? Like, who cares if he knows anything about football if he has 25 billion in the bank. Amirite?

V-Doub · 2026-01-11T19:33:34-0600

Flabio said:
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Eaton Beaver · 2026-01-11T20:34:48-0600

V-Doub said:
Can we just hire some multi-billionaire to be our head coach? Like, who cares if he knows anything about football if he has 25 billion in the bank. Amirite?

Yes, whoever you hire to run your team with 25 million will be considered smart. Texas Tech coach is a dipshit and look at him.

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