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I thought Memorial Stadium's piss troughs were legendary...

Not sure how many on here are from the Omaha area but I took a really quick dump, one turd, at the Buscwackers bar over in Ralston in my bar hopping days. No stall door, stall walls weren’t tall enough to where I couldn’t literally see everywhere else in the bathroom at the time. My friends thought it was funny
 
Not sure how many on here are from the Omaha area but I took a really quick dump, one turd, at the Buscwackers bar over in Ralston in my bar hopping days. No stall door, stall walls weren’t tall enough to where I couldn’t literally see everywhere else in the bathroom at the time. My friends thought it was funny
Like sitting on the toilet you could see over the stall walls? What kind of sick freak builds a stall like that ?
 
My high school locker room had shitters with no partitions. There were three of them. So when you had to do your business there was a good chance someone else was going to pass by. Most kids didn't have the balls to use them until they were seniors or juniors who were prominent athletes.

It really created a brotherhood for those of us who would use them.
 
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Like sitting on the toilet you could see over the stall walls? What kind of sick freak builds a stall like that ?
Exactly. At the time atleast, kind of an unwritten rule to not take shits at bars. I'm assuming the walls were built more for the purpose of dudes peeing and not to take shits.


Another story, not funny to start but ended up being funny. Last year, Colorado game, I went with my cousin. We were over by the tailgates near the stadium. I can't exactly remember how to describe where it was, but it's where all of the organized tailgates were, not in the parking lot, where you have to pay big dollars for it, atleast I'm told. My wife has an old very good friend who has a tailgate with her husband in the area. I had Hawaiian Bros for lunch, which I ate once we got to Lincoln. We're at those tailgates probably an hour-ish later, and my stomach just drops. Some beers were mixed in there. I start walking and trying to find the nearest bathroom, which ended up being at some organized I think tailgating bar not far from where we were. I walk up and you have to pass a security guard and ask if I can use the restroom and he says, but specifically says "just don't poop in there". Not sure if that was a legit rule or just cause it was hot as shit in there and there were a ton of people . But, I stand in line for probably only like 10 minutes total but it felt like an eternity cause my stomach and asshole were pulsating and people were making jokes and laughing like crazy and trying to get everyone involved in the jokes yada, yada. My turn to walk in the bathroom, obviously I'm ignoring what the security guard said cause I do not have a choice at the moment. Shit only takes about 10 seconds to fall out, quick wipe, it was violent but didn't last long at all. But a fight almost breaks out in the bathroom, and I didn't know this at the time but apparently that was a "paid tailgating members only bathroom" and two drunk dudes got into because one dude was claiming the other dude hadn't paid and he was paying his share and yada yada. Meanwhile, I'm high stress wiping cause I'm scared someone is going to call me out while being in there for taking huge shit when I wasn't supposed to. I end up finishing, walking out, walking past this fight, and IT IS MY WIFE'S FRIEND'S HUSBAND THAT WE BOTH KNOW VERY WELL AND DID SOME RENOVATIONS ON OUR HOUSE SOME YEARS AGO THAT IS IN THE ARGUMENT lol. We walked to his tailgate later, I told him the story, and we laughed over a couple more beers. I ended having to take one more huge dump once we got into the stadium but that one was all good.
 
Like sitting on the toilet you could see over the stall walls? What kind of sick freak builds a stall like that ?
thats my fetish GIF
 
Imagine if they made it a poop wall so the entire room was making eye contact while they shit
The Rail used to not have a door on its shitter. It was ripped off in a fight in the early 90’s and finally repaired about 10 years later. Was always interesting walking in there. Add to this the fact that the door would never close to the bathroom itself, it was hardly ever used except for puking or “emergencies”.
 
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