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I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.
A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.
Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.
What else ya got?
				
			A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.
Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.
What else ya got?