Golf Thread

[Dell Husker]

At a frustrating spot with my game currently. I'm playing shitty, but scoring well. Driving the ball like dick, iron shots are mostly dick. But my punch game, short game all around, and putting has been pretty damn good.

Have one more tournament this year, but the game is about to get shut down anyways.

End Rant.

If you would’ve asked me 3 years ago about my game I would’ve told you I’d rather play all irons and stayed away from my driver. Now I’m the opposite, I feel the most comfortable on the tee and have no idea what I’m doing with an iron. Frustrating

 

[Southendzonehusker]

Have you tried drinking? I find it helps

Guys at my work were talking about microdosing mushrooms while playing golf. Can’t imagine seeing two balls or doing that after the age of 40.

 

[Dell Husker]

Guys at my work were talking about microdosing mushrooms while playing golf. Can’t imagine seeing two balls or doing that after the age of 40.

Dan Rap had a guy on his pod talking about tgis

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Guys at my work were talking about microdosing mushrooms while playing golf. Can’t imagine seeing two balls or doing that after the age of 40.

Who was that pitcher that threw a no hitter while tripping on acid? Maybe it can translate to golf ?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Who was that pitcher that threw a no hitter while tripping on acid? Maybe it can translate to golf ?

this - https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/06/12/dock-ellis-acid-no-hitter-pittsburgh-pirates-anniversary

 

[gtlacey]

I feel like I averaged about 6 beers a round at SH last week. Beer 12 on the 2nd 18 and I started to get sleepy more than anything.

That's impressive! I don't think I could drink while playing SH. I feel like I have to drink 4 Gatorades / waters per round to stay hydrated since it's so hot and dry usually there.

 

[Jim14510]

Guys at my work were talking about microdosing mushrooms while playing golf. Can’t imagine seeing two balls or doing that after the age of 40.

I don't think you're hallucinating microdosing.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Golfed on Adderall once at wild horse in a tournament with buddies. I was reading greens like I was in the matrix.

 

[Dell Husker]

Picked up golf this year. Felt like I was missing too many Networking opportunities. So better follow this thread with you degenerates.

If I were you, I’d join Dormie right away

 

[#HBD]

I feel like I averaged about 6 beers a round at SH last week. Beer 12 on the 2nd 18 and I started to get sleepy more than anything.

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[BradWesley]

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[#HBD]

We had just smoked a deer driving north from Wild Horse to Sand Hills — treated ourselves to some 2Pac — All Eyez On Me and several dozen adult beverages.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Golfed on Adderall once at wild horse in a tournament with buddies. I was reading greens like I was in the matrix.

@#HBD played in a men’s day event on Xanax once. His club head speed went down by 80-85%.

 

[Juro]

Got in a last minute scramble today. Not a competitive one, but a lot more for fun. Third place team shot 17 under, second place shot 18 under, and first place?

20 under.

Scramble cheating is real and it fucking blows.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Got in a last minute scramble today. Not a competitive one, but a lot more for fun. Third place team shot 17 under, second place shot 18 under, and first place?

20 under.

Scramble cheating is real and it fucking blows.

Yeah … people love cheating in scrambles. I always wish they would make 1st and 2nd go play hole 18 over again with everyone watching

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Got in a last minute scramble today. Not a competitive one, but a lot more for fun. Third place team shot 17 under, second place shot 18 under, and first place?

20 under.

Scramble cheating is real and it fucking blows.

@Buddyboo and I golfed with a guy today who was the worst scorekeeper I've ever seen. He'd be on hit 7 or 8, sink a putt and say "saved my par" 😆

 

[TampaBaySkers]

@Buddyboo and I golfed with a guy today who was the worst scorekeeper I've ever seen. He'd be on hit 7 or 8, sink a putt and say "saved my par" 😆

It was obviously a par 8 Garrett

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

@Buddyboo and I golfed with a guy today who was the worst scorekeeper I've ever seen. He'd be on hit 7 or 8, sink a putt and say "saved my par" 😆

Maybe he’s a 54 handicap and he meant net par.

 

[slattimer]

Yeah … people love cheating in scrambles. I always wish they would make 1st and 2nd go play hole 18 over again with everyone watching

Cheaters in golf should be tarred and feathered.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Got in a last minute scramble today. Not a competitive one, but a lot more for fun. Third place team shot 17 under, second place shot 18 under, and first place?

20 under.

Scramble cheating is real and it fucking blows.

It definitely depends on what rules they have for the scramble. The charity swat and giggle events usually have enough extra bullshit that low scores are realistic.

I played in the Cattleman's at Holdrege one year and I think after day 1 we were in 3rd or 4th place after shooting -19