August recruiting thread

[turek420845]

Yeah but fuck the principle

 

[huskermack]

Yeah butt fuck the principle

Fify

 

[HerbRedman]

Fify

 

[11husker23]

but rumor has it the Principal was a dirty fighter. She probably pulled his hair during the fight

She probably had a penis so...

 

[Tyneb23]

She probably had a penis so...

Libs!!!!

 

[nscottie]

What’s the big deal. I thought we all beat up our principal

 

[Carm]

 

[Kaladin]

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He tried, so he was unsuccessful

Loser!

No wonder they pulled his offer

 

[Tonkasker]

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Buddy's gotta be addicted to robbery

You've got about 360 days a year where you're not on a recruiting visit and you couldn't get your fix in then?? Lmao

 

[ChocaEgg]

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Unreal.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Buddy's gotta be addicted to robbery

You've got about 360 days a year where you're not on a recruiting visit and you couldn't get your fix in then?? Lmao

Yeah why would you rob places you may never go back to rather than places around your house?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

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"Why would you rob those hillbillies? They probably don't even have nice stuff!"

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"Maybe I'd rob them if I was running low on supplies for my mobile home or fucking my sister"
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[cwessel76]

Yeah why would you rob places you may never go back to rather than places around your house?

It’s so overt it’s covert.

 

[vailhusker]

 

[LoudHogRider]

Also of note: if you're going to search for "dick tease gif", please set your viewing to "safe search". JFC. I really didn't think that one through very well.

 

[Jim14510]

What’s the big deal. I thought we all beat up our principal

My principal was a former UNO wrestler. Whatever the smallest weight class is. He was about 5-4" He allegedly got into a fight with one of the kids that was always in trouble. Nobody saw it. Just have the word of the kid getting thrown around.

 

[greybeardedchild]

Also of note: if you're going to search for "dick tease gif", please set your viewing to "safe search". JFC. I really didn't think that one through very well.

We will see you in the Ding thread?

 

[jaihawk]

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Didn't we have a recruit that tried to pull this on his official visit during the Callahan years?

 

[LoudHogRider]

My principal was a former UNO wrestler. Whatever the smallest weight class is. He was about 5-4" He allegedly got into a fight with one of the kids that was always in trouble. Nobody saw it. Just have the word of the kid getting thrown around.

UNO grapplers are legit. My roommates in my very first apartment were both UNO wrestlers. One was a JUCO national champion and the other wrestled for the USA national team. Sonsabitches turned me into a giant pretzel every time they got to drinking on the weekends. Made it really tough to explain my my girlfriend(s) how I got all of the rug burns on my body. My proudest moment was when Rass was dramatically overpoured one night and he was so hammered I got the upper hand and pinned his ass. #FeltGoodman