Canada is sending invincible super pigs to attack us

[Kaladin]

Fucking Canadians

Highly Intelligent and Possibly Invincible Super Pigs Are Invading America

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

www.popularmechanics.com

 

[Kaladin]

Could be a response to South Parks skewering of Canadas prince and princess

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I didn't click the link - is this about Avril Lavigne's career resurgence?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Fucking Canadians

Highly Intelligent and Possibly Invincible Super Pigs Are Invading America

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

www.popularmechanics.com

They'll meet in Methsouri and breed with the domestic wild hogs, then conquer and consume all of Mexico as they make their way south ... only to be stopped by the Panama Canal. RUN!

Also ... JFC, these things can take down Elk? WTF!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I was able to get this exact scenario at +150000, sooooo

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I was able to get this exact scenario at +150000, sooooo

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Well, it’s just a matter of time until pigs are everywhere then. They’ve used about every population control method imaginable in the south and they’re still running rampant

 

[BingoDingo]

Brilliant. We never planned for something like this.

 

[Huskerforlife]

Need a predator for these super pigs or else they will ruin the wildlife ecosystem gobbling up all those deer, goslings and ducklings.

They are also threatening elk, whitetail deer and waterfowl. It will be all over the news soon.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Need a predator for these super pigs or else they will ruin the wildlife ecosystem gobbling up all those deer, goslings and ducklings.

They are also threatening elk, whitetail deer and waterfowl. It will be all over the news soon.

Well, we're ready to launch Wooly Mammoths back into the world. Perhaps a velociraptor or 7,000 will solve the pig problem. But the law of unintended consequences remains undefeated every time we try to manage the predator/prey balance (see Canadian Timber Wolves in the US).

 

[Kaladin]

Well, we're ready to launch Wooly Mammoths back into the world. Perhaps a velociraptor or 7,000 will solve the pig problem. But the law of unintended consequences remains undefeated every time we try to manage the predator/prey balance (see Canadian Timber Wolves in the US).

Ugh. I don’t want a raptor fuckin around in my backyard

 

[LoudHogRider]

Ugh. I don’t want a raptor fuckin around in my backyard

One viewing of "Jurrasic World" made a believer out of me, too. Nope, nope, nope. Those things were pack hunters? FML (if they were here).

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Need a predator for these super pigs or else they will ruin the wildlife ecosystem gobbling up all those deer, goslings and ducklings.

They are also threatening elk, whitetail deer and waterfowl. It will be all over the news soon.

Would natural predation even help a hog population issue? My understanding is they reproduce at a rate much higher than could never be controlled by predators.

 

[Jim14510]

Need a predator for these super pigs or else they will ruin the wildlife ecosystem gobbling up all those deer, goslings and ducklings.

They are also threatening elk, whitetail deer and waterfowl. It will be all over the news soon.

It was pigs mainly that killed off the dodo birds I believe so makes sense.

 

[mcgradynu]

Playing God with shit like this is the ultimate case of “fuck around and find out”. The hubris of the human race will be its undoing.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Need a predator for these super pigs or else they will ruin the wildlife ecosystem gobbling up all those deer, goslings and ducklings.

They are also threatening elk, whitetail deer and waterfowl. It will be all over the news soon.

Open season, year round, no permit, no limit hunting at a minimum.

 

[huskermack]

Field and Stream reference in the article...
It was a sad day when Field and Stream went digital only.
I've spent many evenings thumbing through copies after a long day's hunt.

 

[Huskers633]

We eat a lot of bacon here in America. This may backfire on them.

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

We eat a lot of bacon here in America. This may backfire on them.

This is Canadian Bacon though….

 

[vailhusker]