Ot: just had the unicorn shit

[HuskerDocCo]

fellas , i was pushin a good 2-3 minutes, felt something pushin thru my ass hair rainforest. Felt relief!! expressed gratitude to our lord and savior. as I reached to grab my toilet paper, I wiped and wiped until I couldn’t wipe no more! !! stood up, turned around to look at my gold medal i dropped into the porcelain dream…it was nithin!! No shit!! I expected the shit bowl to full but NOPE!!! Nothing!!

Tl;Dr - i thought I made a huge shit, instead it was nothing

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Thanks for the TLDR doc

 

[BingoDingo]

Was this a ghost turd? I'm confused. Doc, did you wipe the turd away? I'd like more info.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

 

[Wasatch Husker]

TP is out. Say hello to Mint Chill Dude Wipes.

 

[CybrrMonky71]

 

[BingoDingo]

TP is out. Say hello to Mint Chill Dude Wipes.

In before the bidet boys

 

[Jim14510]

Maybe it was one of those perfect drops that slid right down the hole.