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You have to survive 20 minutes for 100 million (1 Viewer)

LoudHogRider

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Keep the $$$. It's useless to me if I'm dead and let's be honest here - NONE of us are capable of surviving for 20 minutes sans weapons against ANY of those animals if they're hungry or want us dead as a defense mechanism to protect their territory or their offspring.
 

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Keep the $$$. It's useless to me if I'm dead and let's be honest here - NONE of us are capable of surviving for 20 minutes sans weapons against ANY of those animals if they're hungry or want us dead as a defense mechanism to protect their territory or their offspring.
I think I could take two of them on at once
 

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Gaytor for sure! Even in the water. That thing isn't eating something my size. I might lose and arm, but it's for $100 million. Well worth it. Also, Gaytors are cold blooded and will tire out the fastest, long before the 20 minutes is even up. IMO, this isn't even a hard question.
Big difference if we're talking 12 foot alligator or 22 foot saltwater croc.
 

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Big difference if we're talking 12 foot alligator or 22 foot saltwater croc.
That's very true. Crocs are much bigger and much more aggressive. But I still think a croc is the answer, given the other options. Stamina, mobility and agility are what make it clear to me.
 

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for anyone that says the bear…this is just 9 minutes.



Lol that was my thought completely, 20 minutes is a really fucking long time.

That’s how long we expect offensive and defensive lineman to exert effort in a full football game if they play every snap.

20 seconds, alright my brain wants to churn a bit - but anything over 3 minutes - fuck me, I’m dead
 

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Lol that was my thought completely, 20 minutes is a really fucking long time.

That’s how long we expect offensive and defensive lineman to exert effort in a full football game if they play every snap.

20 seconds, alright my brain wants to churn a bit - but anything over 3 minutes - fuck me, I’m dead
Depends how long you can hold your breath. That's probably the longest it would take for the 4.

I bet tiger would extra special suck. Getting deep scratches and chunks of flesh bitten off.
 

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the 20 minute figure relies heavily on me being able to run very far to evade interaction with any of the 4
 

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Hippo. I know it can outrun me in a straight line but can't maneuver tight turns or circles like I can. Drop a Jay Foreman's term "Stank Leg Move" on him and watch him break ankles. I'm not really scared of Gaytors or crocs either. Spent lots of time around them. But a bear or tiger coming after me would be a no win situation.
 

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