You’re big dick Turd….what do you do on your first day?

[pigsonthewing]

Take a hot steamy piss in everybody's office.. dog's gotta mark his territory.

 

[Mavsker]

I would get in touch with Solich's granddaughter regarding what we need to do to lift the Solich curse. Also probably reach out to an exorcist just in case.

 

[Ext. 55]

Unfortunately Moos had the liquor cabinet emptied before leaving

I give Matt a mushroom bruise on is left cheek.

 

[Ext. 55]

Step 1: Get Garth Glissman to come back to the Motherland and be your right hand man and guy who buries bodies.

Step 2: Start stacking bodies. Davison? I want him Dead. Media leakers? I want them Dead. I want Eichorst hires burned to the ground.

Step 3: Call Kevin Warren and tell him to either stop scheduling Ohio State vs. Nebraska every year OR to announce and make official that the Big 10 is doing the SEC model of permanent crossover games so that Nebraska can at least use the fact we play Ohio State every year as a recruiting tool.

Step 4: Call Frost to your office and tell him to recruit at a higher level and also stop chasing sloots and drinking at a bar when he has a wife/kids and a job that demands 100 hour weeks

Step 5: When Frost is leaving have John Cook, Will Bolt and Fred Hoiberg in the hall waiting for their meeting with you.
Frost is from the 308, he will understand a passive aggressive message.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Fire Matt Davison.

Better yet! Demote him and give him the title Weiner Management.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

can I change my answer?



I'm taking a boosters jet to Austin TX and fucking this random pool cocktail waitress that a buddy sent me.

that's what I'm doing if I were Turd

 

[LoudHogRider]

can I change my answer?

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I'm taking a boosters jet to Austin TX and fucking this random pool cocktail waitress that a buddy sent me.

that's what I'm doing if I were Turd

 

[God is a Husker]

can I change my answer?

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I'm taking a boosters jet to Austin TX and fucking this random pool cocktail waitress that a buddy sent me.

that's what I'm doing if I were Turd

waitress = lays there, maybe moans a little


Mama'sita on the Right = she punches the clock, gets to work, tells you to stick it in her butt and starts screaming at you to fuck her harder in Spanish and lets you finish inside while reverse cowgirl tits in face




Easy choice.

 

[God is a Husker]

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I hit the “boner alert” button but my attention was on those brown mommy milkers on the right.

Me gustan

 

[Blackshirts44]

Better yet! Demote him and give him the title Weiner Management. View attachment 3871

Man, I’m not so sure this wouldn’t be a promotion! I’ve always wanted to get my hands on this thing and fire off a few rounds!

 

[Woodrow F Call]

waitress = lays there, maybe moans a little


Mama'sita on the Right = she punches the clock, gets to work, tells you to stick it in her butt and starts screaming at you to fuck her harder in Spanish and lets you finish inside while reverse cowgirl tits in face




Easy choice.

I'd rather have blondie sit on my face while I tongue penetrate her turd cutter like a dog trying to get to the bottom of the peanut butter jar, but to each their own

 

[Cash68847]

I would get in touch with Solich's granddaughter regarding what we need to do to lift the Solich curse. Also probably reach out to an exorcist just in case.

Maybe solich will come back and lift it since Turd sent the invite.