You’re big dick Turd….what do you do on your first day?

[Black Dean]

Unfortunately Moos had the liquor cabinet emptied before leaving

 

[Red Finger]

Office nerf gun war. Gotta learn who you can trust.

 

[dsbigred1]

Find out which shitter is the best.

 

[Pipe Line]

Putting the offer on the table. Anyone that can avoid his tackle in the Oklahoma drill out on the turf isn't his bitch for the next 15 years.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Sadly, it's a series of meetings with department personnel, staff and coaches ... and HR. 1st days are boring AF, but I love @Red Finger's idea about a nerf gun war to find out who you can trust. I learned that lesson on a paintball battlefield w/clients (mine shot me in my face after removing his "flag" so I didn't know which team he was on, so I raised his rates two months later - fuck that guy).

 

[Black Dean]

Find out which shitter is the best.

I’m hoping he has his own, if not that would have been in my contract.

 

[kchusker1423]

Fire Matt Davison.

 

[God is a Husker]

Step 1: Get Garth Glissman to come back to the Motherland and be your right hand man and guy who buries bodies.

Step 2: Start stacking bodies. Davison? I want him Dead. Media leakers? I want them Dead. I want Eichorst hires burned to the ground.

Step 3: Call Kevin Warren and tell him to either stop scheduling Ohio State vs. Nebraska every year OR to announce and make official that the Big 10 is doing the SEC model of permanent crossover games so that Nebraska can at least use the fact we play Ohio State every year as a recruiting tool.

Step 4: Call Frost to your office and tell him to recruit at a higher level and also stop chasing sloots and drinking at a bar when he has a wife/kids and a job that demands 100 hour weeks

Step 5: When Frost is leaving have John Cook, Will Bolt and Fred Hoiberg in the hall waiting for their meeting with you.
Frost is from the 308, he will understand a passive aggressive message.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Count my fat stacks probably

 

[Black Dean]

Step 1: Get Garth Glissman to come back to the Motherland and be your right hand man and guy who buries bodies.

Step 2: Start stacking bodies. Davison? I want him Dead. Media leakers? I want them Dead. I want Eichorst hires burned to the ground.

Step 3: Call Kevin Warren and tell him to either stop scheduling Ohio State vs. Nebraska every year OR to announce and make official that the Big 10 is doing the SEC model of permanent crossover games so that Nebraska can at least use the fact we play Ohio State every year as a recruiting tool.





Step 4: Call Frost to your office and tell him to recruit at a higher level and also stop chasing sloots and drinking at a bar when he has a wife/kids and a job that demands 100 hour weeks

Step 5: When Frost is leaving have John Cook, Will Bolt and Fred Hoiberg in the hall waiting for their meeting with you.
Frost is from the 308, he will understand a passive aggressive message.

shooooweeeee

 

[...TrueColors...]

I think he should stop talking and start doing!!!!!

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Unfortunately Moos had the liquor cabinet emptied before leaving

Fire all the ugly secretaries and hire waitresses from gate 25 to replace them

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Sluts, coke, and Gate 25.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Fire all the ugly secretaries and hire waitresses from gate 25 to replace them

spiderman pointing gif

 

[wildcat_husker]

Establish a good poop schedule and fire Matt Davison.

 

[Black Dean]

Message @HuskerGarrett and get a MOD status on tPB

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Step 1: Get Garth Glissman to come back to the Motherland and be your right hand man and guy who buries bodies.

Step 2: Start stacking bodies. Davison? I want him Dead. Media leakers? I want them Dead. I want Eichorst hires burned to the ground.

Step 3: Call Kevin Warren and tell him to either stop scheduling Ohio State vs. Nebraska every year OR to announce and make official that the Big 10 is doing the SEC model of permanent crossover games so that Nebraska can at least use the fact we play Ohio State every year as a recruiting tool.

Step 4: Call Frost to your office and tell him to recruit at a higher level and also stop chasing sloots and drinking at a bar when he has a wife/kids and a job that demands 100 hour weeks

Step 5: When Frost is leaving have John Cook, Will Bolt and Fred Hoiberg in the hall waiting for their meeting with you.
Frost is from the 308, he will understand a passive aggressive message.

 

[MtnHusker]

Was it over when the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
Matt Davison? He's a Dead Man!!!
Gerrod Lambrecht? He's a Dead Man!!!
Harry Potter Coach? He's a Dead Man!!!!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Usually my first day consists of scouting out any hot female coworkers

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Usually my first day consists of scouting out any hot female coworkers

same here but never much luck.


Being self employed and no employees could play a part in that