WTF would you do?

[Kaladin]

I just noticed Jim hasn’t been on since Thursday. Should we call Omaha police and file a missing person case?

i will call 911

what should I tell them?

"i said on the platinum board that @Jim14510 could potentially become king of pride rock, but he hasn't responded and now i'm worried that @Baron Winnebago might have ran him over"

 

[Jim14510]

I just noticed Jim hasn’t been on since Thursday. Should we call Omaha police and file a missing person case?

My phone @died while on a fishing trip. Thanks for looking out for me though Gary.

Also fuck you @Baron Winnebago I would punch the lioness in the face and have her and her pride under my control. I would command her to eat yours and your accomplices faces off. Just the skin though so you'd stay alive. The next day I'd have them eat one digit on each of you per day. Then move to limbs where I would cauterize the wounds so you wouldn't bleed out before the feast on the 16th day. I'd of course give you water so you didn't die of thirst.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

My phone @died while on a fishing trip. Thanks for looking out for me though Gary.

Also fuck you @Baron Winnebago I would punch the lioness in the face and have her and her pride under my control. I would command her to eat yours and your accomplices faces off. Just the skin though so you'd stay alive. The next day I'd have them eat one digit on each of you per day. Then move to limbs where I would cauterize the wounds so you wouldn't bleed out before the feast on the 16th day. I'd of course give you water so you didn't die of thirst.

Well shit I already booked a flight to Omaha so I could help with the search efforts

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I know this is hard to believe but @Jim14510 tasted even fatter than you might have expected from looking at that chonker

 

[Baron Winnebago]

My phone @died while on a fishing trip. Thanks for looking out for me though Gary.

Also fuck you @Baron Winnebago I would punch the lioness in the face and have her and her pride under my control. I would command her to eat yours and your accomplices faces off. Just the skin though so you'd stay alive. The next day I'd have them eat one digit on each of you per day. Then move to limbs where I would cauterize the wounds so you wouldn't bleed out before the feast on the 16th day. I'd of course give you water so you didn't die of thirst.

Get help.



With your weight.




Your plan to murder me is a pretty good one though

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I just noticed Jim hasn’t been on since Thursday. Should we call Omaha police and file a missing person case?

I think he has a pinched nerve in his neck. It's going around.