Why is it that whenever I get on an airplane

[HCFord1]

Sick humble brag about being able to fly over large bodies of water without having a panic attack

I can imagine that the turbulence we hit over Greenland would’ve reduced you to a trembling mess

 

[HuskerDocCo]

One time I sat by a hot blonde on an airplane. Then it made be wonder if I was the disgusting ogre to her. Either way it didn't end the way my fantasies do.

r u sayin u masturbated afterwards Wally?

 

[greybeardedchild]

r u sayin u masturbated afterwards Wally?

Afterwords?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I can imagine that the turbulence we hit over Greenland would’ve reduced you to a trembling mess

It would have been neither cool nor good

 

[Kaladin]

I’m on three different planes today, let’s see what happens

 

[Juro]

I’m on three different planes today, let’s see what happens

Flight 1: Fat guy wearing an Texas A&M cap
Flight 2: mid sized woman in her 50's wearing glasses and short hair
Flight 3: Old man who has an iPad with wired headphones while watching episodes of Cheers

 

[Kaladin]

Flight 1: Fat guy wearing an Texas A&M cap
Flight 2: mid sized woman in her 50's wearing glasses and short hair
Flight 3: Old man who has an iPad with wired headphones while watching episodes of Cheers

Flight 1: sat next to a guy who wasn’t fat but will be in 5 years. There were some hotties on the plane

 

[God is a Husker]

Where are you flying @Kaladin ?

And what airline?

 

[Juro]

Where are you flying @Kaladin ?

And what airline?

Yeah, the airline matters. Should have asked.

Which airline has the hottest women on it? Delta?

 

[God is a Husker]

Yeah, the airline matters. Should have asked.

Which airline has the hottest women on it? Delta?

I'd agree with Delta the hottest for domestic airlines (Dubai, Korean or Lufthansa for international)


Southwest clearly the fattest

 

[Kaladin]

Where are you flying @Kaladin ?

And what airline?

Yeah, the airline matters. Should have asked.

Which airline has the hottest women on it? Delta?

I’m on American Airlines today

 

[Kaladin]

I’m on American Airlines today

Flying back to Nebraska

 

[HCFord1]

I’m on American Airlines today

Where are you coming from that requires three flights?

 

[Kaladin]

Where are you coming from that requires three flights?

California, I decided to choose the cheapest flight. Kind of regretting that decision

 

[Kaladin]

Flight 2: no one sitting next to me

 

[HuskerDocCo]

California, I decided to choose the cheapest flight. Kind of regretting that decision

Kal, we need to talk

 

[Kaladin]

Kal, we need to talk

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I could live in the Orange County area no problem