Why is it that whenever I get on an airplane

[Kaladin]

There’s always a fat guy sitting next to me and not a hot blonde

I don’t get it

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Because you fly everywhere with @Jim14510

 

[Kaladin]

Because you fly everywhere with @Jim14510

God dammit @Jim14510

 

[Jim14510]

Y'all can blow me

 

[stonesak]

There’s always a fat guy sitting next to me and not a hot blonde

I don’t get it

Maybe you're the hot blonde.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

There’s always a fat guy sitting next to me and not a hot blonde

I don’t get it

Not gonna lie brother. It's happened often for me over the years. At this point, just put a hot 40-50 y/o next to me.

 

[Kaladin]

Maybe you're the hot blonde.

Well I am a hot blonde, actually

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Y'all can blow me

Not how I thought kaladin would enter the mile high club but

 

[HuskerGarrett]

There’s always a fat guy sitting next to me and not a hot blonde

I don’t get it

 

[Juro]

Because hot blondes are still trying to get through security because they forgot something. It’s science. Watch “She’s Out of My League”; hot blonde leaves cell phone at security.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

There’s always a fat guy sitting next to me and not a hot blonde

I don’t get it

It's OK on my last flight out of Dallas my entire row was filled with illegal immigrants

 

[ISUforNU]

It’s because you guys fly storage.

 

[HCFord1]

I was on a flight from Minneapolis to Iceland on Wednesday and there were maybe only two hot blondes on the entire plane. If the odds aren’t good on that flight then they aren’t gonna be great anywhere.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I was on a flight from Minneapolis to Iceland on Wednesday and there were maybe only two hot blondes on the entire plane. If the odds aren’t good on that flight then they aren’t gonna be great anywhere.

Sick humble brag about being able to fly over large bodies of water without having a panic attack

 

[Tell_Sackett]

Flew yesterday on Southwest and got a 200 lb Mexican lady in pink spandex shorts that had "birthday girl" printed across the ass who promptly took her shoes off and watched movies on her phone without headphones at full volume.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Flew yesterday on Southwest and got a 4’9” 200 lb Mexican lady in pink spandex shorts that had "birthday girl" printed across the ass who promptly took her shoes off and watched movies on her phone without headphones at full volume.

Fify

 

[Tell_Sackett]

Fify

This is spot on.

 

[Juro]

Flew yesterday on Southwest and got a 200 lb Mexican lady in pink spandex shorts that had "birthday girl" printed across the ass who promptly took her shoes off and watched movies on her phone without headphones at full volume.

 

[Ext. 55]

There’s always a fat guy sitting next to me and not a hot blonde

I don’t get it

Just boarded here at ORD and I can say without a doubt, the gentleman in front of me in seat 3A feels exactly the same way you do. This lovely 400lb woman who just sat down in 3B has him in tears.

Suffice to say, she is also enjoying at least half of seat 3A along with him.

Nothing like an Embraer 200 seat.

 

[greybeardedchild]

One time I sat by a hot blonde on an airplane. Then it made be wonder if I was the disgusting ogre to her. Either way it didn't end the way my fantasies do.