Twitter Who does this guy think he is?

[lee_carvallo_12]

His wife probably got fisted numerous times back in college by Frost and he found out when she excitedly soaked their couch at home during his introductory presser

Don’t make fun of girl cum. I had a girl cum a waterfall in my face one night and it was the most degradingly beautiful experience of my life.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

My theory is that he probably follows his own actual account on twitter

He follows this guy and has liked his tweets

These guys make me seems fun to be around and that's going to get a yikes from me

 

[Pipe Line]

Looks like fun

Lol lost respect for him the day he chose a NASCAR video game instead of watching a Husker game. I was about 12, so 05ish

 

[Pipe Line]

Don’t make fun of girl cum. I had a girl cum a waterfall in my face one night and it was the most degradingly beautiful experience of my life.

Hell yeah. My buddy says he and his wife cum together everytime they have sex. He’s the titty fuck friend I posted about a few weeks ago

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Hell yeah. My buddy says he and his wife cum together everytime they have sex. He’s the titty fuck friend I posted about a few weeks ago

Link? That seems like something I’d enjoy reading.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Don’t make fun of girl cum. I had a girl cum a waterfall in my face one night and it was the most degradingly beautiful experience of my life.

My girlfriend in college would seriously just soak my dorm room sheets with her girl cum. It was a blast for like a week and then I was starting to get tired of having to wash my sheets or towels all of the time.

 

[iruletheskool]

It's pee.

 

[Pipe Line]

Link? That seems like something I’d enjoy reading.

It was only one message. It was a drunk stories thread.

He’s a really good friend of mine and of our friend group but him and his family are super religious. Like he didn’t have sex with his wife until they were married. Well, they went to JUCO together where he played baseball and she didn’t exactly save it for marriage but was “saved” when they got together, whatever. So, they would do other things together because he’s still a horny dude that needs to get off and she’s still hot and wants some dick too. So their thing was titty fuckin.

so, our other friend had a diaper keg for his daughter about 4 years ago now. The Busch lattes were going down smooth that night. So, I can’t remember how many I was deep but the party was rollin and I thought it would be a great idea to drunkenly yell “titty fuck!” To him as he’s playing beer pong. He was perfectly sober cause he didn’t drink either. His brother was also there, whose even tighter and more strict than he is, and didn’t know about their titty fuckin, but would be crazy disappointed if he found out. So I said the phrase over and over again fast enough to where if you didn’t know the context then you would have no idea what I was saying. I was saying it like “TI-FU” on purpose so it wasn’t clear enough. Well, he got pissed, stormed over to me, put his finger to my chest and said “GROW UP” my best friend next to me who also knew about it was dying laughing. It was great.

we all still laugh about it to this day and literally maybe 4 people know about it, so he was worried for nothing.

 

[Adolph Coors]

It was only one message. It was a drunk stories thread.

He’s a really good friend of mine and of our friend group but him and his family are super religious. Like he didn’t have sex with his wife until they were married. Well, they went to JUCO together where he played baseball and she didn’t exactly save it for marriage but was “saved” when they got together, whatever. So, they would do other things together because he’s still a horny dude that needs to get off and she’s still hot and wants some dick too. So their thing was titty fuckin.

so, our other friend had a diaper keg for his daughter about 4 years ago now. The Busch lattes were going down smooth that night. So, I can’t remember how many I was deep but the party was rollin and I thought it would be a great idea to drunkenly yell “titty fuck!” To him as he’s playing beer pong. He was perfectly sober cause he didn’t drink either. His brother was also there, whose even tighter and more strict than he is, and didn’t know about their titty fuckin, but would be crazy disappointed if he found out. So I said the phrase over and over again fast enough to where if you didn’t know the context then you would have no idea what I was saying. I was saying it like “TI-FU” on purpose so it wasn’t clear enough. Well, he got pissed, stormed over to me, put his finger to my chest and said “GROW UP” my best friend next to me who also knew about it was dying laughing. It was great.

we all still laugh about it to this day and literally maybe 4 people know about it, so he was worried for nothing.

your friend and your friends brother will no doubt murder people at some point in their lives

 

[God is a Husker]

It was only one message. It was a drunk stories thread.

He’s a really good friend of mine and of our friend group but him and his family are super religious. Like he didn’t have sex with his wife until they were married. Well, they went to JUCO together where he played baseball and she didn’t exactly save it for marriage but was “saved” when they got together, whatever. So, they would do other things together because he’s still a horny dude that needs to get off and she’s still hot and wants some dick too. So their thing was titty fuckin.

so, our other friend had a diaper keg for his daughter about 4 years ago now. The Busch lattes were going down smooth that night. So, I can’t remember how many I was deep but the party was rollin and I thought it would be a great idea to drunkenly yell “titty fuck!” To him as he’s playing beer pong. He was perfectly sober cause he didn’t drink either. His brother was also there, whose even tighter and more strict than he is, and didn’t know about their titty fuckin, but would be crazy disappointed if he found out. So I said the phrase over and over again fast enough to where if you didn’t know the context then you would have no idea what I was saying. I was saying it like “TI-FU” on purpose so it wasn’t clear enough. Well, he got pissed, stormed over to me, put his finger to my chest and said “GROW UP” my best friend next to me who also knew about it was dying laughing. It was great.

we all still laugh about it to this day and literally maybe 4 people know about it, so he was worried for nothing.

what the fuck did I just read

 

[God is a Husker]

came to the thread to ask how I should troll this guy in the OP and now I want to see a pic of the honkers of this Juco evangelistic


I grew up with these women and know... if they post bible verses or listen to K-love way too often..... they are sloots for life

 

[TraditionCoalition]

I agree. But full disclosure, I have stumbled across that account on Twitter before and I was almost certain it was @TraditionCoalition . That was long before our rivalry officially kicked off. Lol

Bruh…

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Don’t make fun of girl cum. I had a girl cum a waterfall in my face one night and it was the most degradingly beautiful experience of my life.

I was there man. Puddle pants

 

[dsbigred1]

My girlfriend in college would seriously just soak my dorm room sheets with her girl cum. It was a blast for like a week and then I was starting to get tired of having to wash my sheets or towels all of the time.

The laundry doesn’t bother me so much, but the fact that I know the woman is cumming before me really ticks me off!

 

[Pipe Line]

came to the thread to ask how I should troll this guy in the OP and now I want to see a pic of the honkers of this Juco evangelistic


I grew up with these women and know... if they post bible verses or listen to K-love way too often..... they are sloots for life

She’s no rookie that’s for sure. She’ll play along with sex jokes in our friend group too

 

[kenyanfeline]

Best course of action is to claim publicly and consistently on Twitter that NCIU steals tPB’s material. I know of several instances where it’s actually been suspected.

 

[hothouse_corn]

most degradingly beautiful experience of my life.

I'm not wiling to detail my most degradingly beautiful experience, but yours was fun to read. Also, I like how you worded it. Kudos.

 

[Ext. 55]

This thread is oddly satisfying.

 

[Cash68847]

My girlfriend in college would seriously just soak my dorm room sheets with her girl cum. It was a blast for like a week and then I was starting to get tired of having to wash my sheets or towels all of the time.

The easy fix was bang her at her her place. It’s also much easier to get rid of her because you could make an excuse to leave.

 

[Williamsonframe]

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Honestly….

The description under his handle sounds like a couple of posters here that reference Golden Tee and Gerrod Lambrecht all of the time….

This is totally. @TraditionCoalition