When is the last time you blacked out from drinking?

[Eaton Beaver]

25 yrs old, crushed a bunch of Jello shots cause they weren't getting the job done fast enough.

 

[Jim14510]

Been a while since I blacked out but plenty where things were very fuzzy the next day and forgot about it until someone else brought it up.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

23 year old. Went to a birthday party at a bar. Smashed 5 irish carbombs in 30 min and countless beers and shots after. Woke up next morning next too a chick who was 6'1 180 with huge tits. Fucked her in the morning and never spoke again

I love a good romantic love story.

 

[kenyanfeline]

My freshman year of college I blacked out on MD2020 which led to me ingesting some questionable controlled substances which led to me and my friend stealing all of the ornamental potted plants in the lobby spaces of our dorm and putting them in our room. Like 20 of them and these were not small pots or small plants.

Woke up at 1:30 on the afternoon the next day to the cops beating on our door. It was like walking through the jungle to try to get through all of the potted plants to the door.

Cops asked where we got the plants and I truly didn’t know. They took us to some office on campus and had us rewatch the video and to my surprise, they had footage of us parading the plants around and waving at the cameras.

Cops were laughing their asses off and our punishment was being in charge of watering the plants for the remainder of the year.

 

[slattimer]

My freshman year of college I blacked out on MD2020 which led to me ingesting some questionable controlled substances which led to me and my friend stealing all of the ornamental potted plants in the lobby spaces of our dorm and putting them in our room. Like 20 of them and these were not small pots or small plants.

Woke up at 1:30 on the afternoon the next day to the cops beating on our door. It was like walking through the jungle to try to get through all of the potted plants to the door.

Cops asked where we got the plants and I truly didn’t know. They took us to some office on campus and had us rewatch the video and to my surprise, they had footage of us parading the plants around and waving at the cameras.

Cops were laughing their asses off and our punishment was being in charge of watering the plants for the next 12 months.

Lol. That's actually really cool of the cops.

 

[slattimer]

I was quite the lush in college. Liver I'm sure hated me. Several instances of fading in and out.

Halloween Party, buddy and I were hammering SoCo straight and doing 2 story beer bongs. Like a dipshit, drove a few blocks back to my house, pulled up to a light...cop sitting right next me. I just remember thinking...don't kill it, don't kill it. Drove a small pickup with a stick.

Worked as a doorman/bouncer in college at a bar and your initiation was the end of your first night to go find the "keg defoamer." Went around to every other bar in the district in search, got a shot of tequila or jager at every bar....13 shots, 5 O-bombs and 45 minutes later, I was a fucking wreck. Somehow stumbled home.

 

[Alcaus]

Went to a bar on Memorial Day weekend and ran into a fraternity brother in town from Texas. Started drinking Tequila and blacked out at the bar.

Woke up in a holding room on my face, hair soaked in pepper spray. Processed and transferred to the jail after my phone call. Spent about two days in jail before getting released.

Didn’t figure out what happened until I read the police report… apparently I was yelling in the middle of the street at a woman trying to get me in a taxi.

Ended up hog tied after I used some choice language on the cops. They used one can of pepper spray, threw the empty out and emptied the second lol.

A shit show but glad I was released when I was and not Tuesday morning.

 

[tman87]

Never blacked out. I am an admitted lightweight - just could never pound shots or drinks like some people can (I don't need to get more drunk more quickly lol). Once I hit the 5 or 6 drink level, I get to sipping mode usually. If I get up to 8 drinks, I know I will regret it.

Have been puking drunk several times of course. It's a painful enough lesson to not go beyond a 5 or 6 drink limit on a night out. Getting to puking or almost puking level drunk sucks. The hangover the next day sucks. I kinda feel lucky I can't pound drinks into oblivion. Alcohol usually makes me feel off after 3 drinks, almost an allergic reaction, which I believe is not uncommon for some people. Don't go out much, so very little opportunity to be around people throwing shots/drinks in front of me for 6+ hours a night. I will have a shot, sometimes two, just to be part of the group, but then make it known that while I appreciate the offer, it just isn't what I want or need after one or two.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

Do it more than I care to admit, probably about 3 or 4 times a year. Usually now it’s when I’m out of town with buddies on a golf trip and we’re hitting it hard all day. Definitely better than I used to be when blacking out was a pretty common occurrence.

I drink everything fast, whether it’s water, pop, coffee.. one of these years I’ll remember not to do it with alcohol

 

[Jim14510]

one of these years I’ll remember not to do it with alcohol

I keep saying that too. 46 now

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

FTR, @#HBD used to piss himself every third or fourth time we went out. then we discovered a wonderful little party favor called cocaine. no more blackouts 👍

 

[Red Dog]

My meds make me more prone to blackouts and I’ve been known to throw a few back. Last true blackout I had was a couple years back, I tried to piss in the fridge and got flung into the bathroom with my pants around my ankles. Somehow made a full recovery and went out to the bars that night

 

[Cash68847]

sa

I’ve basically blacked out twice and both were from vodka. The one time was in high school and I was so fucked up I kept running into the metal shed at the party I was at. I guess I fucked it up pretty good. I also broke the blood vessels in my eyes from dry heaving the next day. The next time was when i was home from college for the summer when I was 19. I about got charged with terroristic threats and destroying a mail box. I have never touched vodka since that day.

 

[MtnHusker]

We have a bad habits of ordering shots, lots of shots. Had some interesting black outs, only proud of the ones where I woke up with a necked woman. Had that happen twice 2 summer ago. Both way out of my league, but don't care cuz had sects. Last time I blacked out was after squaring up against my 6-8 280 lb buddy going shot for shot. He can really hold his liquor, and I couldn't keep up. My iPhone was a casualty, along with a pair of flip flops but banged a hottie so well worth it

 

[iruletheskool]

Really only ever drank hard the year I was 21.. so bout 10 years ago

 

[Dble E]

I’m the same way and also very German. The only time I’ve ever blacked out and don’t remember was on New Years Eve my senior year of high school.

Drank a ton of shitty vodka and went to a party with probably 30-40 people and kept drinking more and getting wild. Was grinding on a bunch of girls being stupid and was pouring vodka straight from the handle into girls mouths, was a fun ass time but my friend wanted to go back to our other friends house before midnight where like 10 of us were staying. So we head back and I pretty much immediately pass out on the couch. This is where things get weird.

Next thing I know, I black back in and suddenly I find myself in the bathroom with my pants at my ankles and this girl that my friend brought is sucking me off. Come to find my friend saved some pain pills from when he had surgery and took some hoping to have a good time but ended up zonking out on them and his girl was not happy and was still looking for action. Unfortunately like 30 seconds after I woke back up in the bathroom my other friend comes barging in and goes “wtf are you guys doing you know he’s right outside right” breaking us up because he didn’t want the friend who brought her to wake up and see us and there be a bunch of drama.

To this day I still don’t know how I went from passed out on the couch to in the bathroom with my pants down. I asked the girl later and she said I was only down for a little bit but got up and immediately started flirting with her hardcore which lead us into the bathroom, none of which I remember. Weird because it’s never happened before or after.

I didn’t really know the girl at the time but turns out she was a huge hoe. Sucked me multiple times that spring/summer before I went to the Marines and pretty sure she sucked everyone in our group at least once. Good times. Far past that life now though.

 

[Mood4NU]

Probably my brothers Bach party last year…. I was the older of the group & was kind of in making sure everyone lived mode the 1st night . The 2nd night I said F it & had a a good time …. , I didn’t fully black out that day but things were hazy until I was reminded of things that happened . It’s probably been since college that I truly blacked out & didn’t remember anything. In college I Woke up one morning with my legs vertically against a wall next to my bed … the blood had drained out of my legs & I went to take a step out of bed and immediately crumpled to the ground & just laid there until I could feel my legs again, the next couple days were painful ..….. I still drink fairly often at 33 especially during summer but almost always stopping at 5-6 drinks , if I get to 10 drinks the next day will be rough … I’ve drank more this summer than I have in several , it just sounds good more often & I’ve golfed a lot & had several work events to attend. Social drinking is what gets me & I have too many social circles ..

 

[Ext. 55]

sa

Never have. Shit is chess, not checkers.

 

[Husker Priapism]

Only blacked out once in my life. When I ‘woke up’ some chick I didn’t know was going reverse cow girl on me. Good times.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Only blacked out once in my life. When I ‘woke up’ some chick I didn’t know was going reverse cow girl on me. Good times.

what’d she weigh?