What would we do without Uber

[Jim14510]

Fucking transmission just went out on the way back to Omaha from Glenwood. Was still running so had heat but would have been really fucked without cell service.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Guess you would've just died Jim. And that would have been a... shame?

 

[Jim14510]

Guess you would've just died Jim. And that would have been a... shame?

Would have been a tragedy. Flags half mast all across the country. Women and children crying. Men fighting back tears. I could go on and on.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Would have been a tragedy. Flags half mast all across the country. Women and children crying. Men fighting back tears. I could go on and on.

I would have to call my doctor about 4 hours after I learned of your passing.

 

[Jim14510]

I would have to call my doctor about 4 hours after I learned of your passing.

To be euthanized since you would have no other reason to live?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

To be euthanized since you would have no other reason to live?

Thought you'd go necrophilia, but maybe you respect yourself too much

 

[GBhusker]

Fucking transmission just went out on the way back to Omaha from Glenwood. Was still running so had heat but would have been really fucked without cell service.

isnt there that Alpaca farm by glenwood? Saddle up partner

 

[Jim14510]

Just looked over at Uber guys dash and about every warning light possible is on. I may not make it home yet.

 

[Jim14510]

Thought you'd go necrophilia, but maybe you respect yourself too much

I don't care what happens to my dead body.

 

[Tyneb23]

Taxi

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I don't care what happens to my dead body.

Oh you will once I'm done with it

 

[Jim14510]

Oh you will once I'm done with it

I'll still be dead

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Would have been a tragedy. Flags half mast all across the country. Women and children crying. Men fighting back tears. I could go on and on.

Would Wal-Mart close for the day??

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[klrgumby]

Fucking transmission just went out on the way back to Omaha from Glenwood. Was still running so had heat but would have been really fucked without cell service.

I used to bang this really slutty girl from Glenwood. She was into everything under the sun.

That’s all I really have to add about anything Glenwood related to this thread.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I used to bang this really slutty girl from Glenwood. She was into everything under the sun.

That’s all I really have to add about anything Glenwood related to this thread.

You ever get pissed on?

 

[Jim14510]

I used to bang this really slutty girl from Glenwood. She was into everything under the sun.

That’s all I really have to add about anything Glenwood related to this thread.

Remember her name?

 

[Jim14510]

Would Wal-Mart close for the day??

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Every 24 hour store would close in mourning.

 

[klrgumby]

Remember her name?

I wish I could. That’s been at least 15 years ago now. Literally met her at a bar one time and made about 5-6 trips to Glenwood for some late night action and that was the extent of our time. Maybe Heather? She was a tiny brunette and was like 5 years older than me at the time.

 

[GBhusker]

You ever get pissed on?

i just wish someone would take a dump on my chest .

 

[klrgumby]

You ever get pissed on?

no I never ventured into anything too crazy unless it was more on the girls side.

i just wish someone would take a dump on my chest .

Love that movie.