What will be in Dean's new book?

[Frogsker30]

Gonna be called: Being DAD: DumbAss Dean

 

[djw004]

Chapter eleventy: tPB.

“Some guys that are not as cool as me were mean to me”

No typos in the quote? Bold mischaracterization of that dill hole.

 

[djw004]

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why did read "How pie and salsa ruined my life" in the Tyrone Biggums voice from Chappelle's Show?

 

[djw004]

It’s a fluid situation

It's a Fluid Situation: How I S'd the D of Eichorst, Moos, Riley, and Frost while having the D Forced on me by Bo

A Deab Calahahn Memwahr

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

What is our best guess on the title of the book?

Dean's Rise to Power? Husker Football from the Ultimate Expert? Husker Football and Me? How to pretend to know everything but really know nothing?

The editing fees alone would make the book a failure from a financial standpoint.


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Look for him to break the news that Matt Rhule will be the football coach at Nebraska.

 

[nja13]

What is our best guess on the title of the book?

Dean's Rise to Power? Husker Football from the Ultimate Expert? Husker Football and Me? How to pretend to know everything but really know nothing?

The editing fees alone would make the book a failure from a financial standpoint.


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I don't think this is an autobigraphy or anything. I think it's along the lines of his last book, "100 things for a Husker fan to do before he dies" or something. It's about Husker history. It's one of those franchise things where they have a format/formula and the company publishes one for every fan base and gets a local guy to write it.

 

[slattimer]

Chapturd 13: Bo Pelini, the Cornhusker Basement, My Iowan Article and the Tears I Shed

 

[Herbie]

What’s the book about?

 

[Jim14510]

What’s the book about?

Nebraska football

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Nebraska football

You sure about that? It is dean after all; the real life version of Ralph

 

[nscottie]

Dean, the gift that keeps on giving

 

[DrinkItIn]

Is it color by number?

 

[Herbie]

Nebraska football

Oh then pass.
I was hoping for an autobiography

 

[Herbie]

How many books have been written on Nebraska football?
30-40?
Guess I don’t understand the need? Unless you want to write about the pain and misery the last decade

 

[Jim14510]

You sure about that? It is dean after all; the real life version of RalphView attachment 29858

Good point. Maybe it's on how to gain bad weight while going to orange theory every day.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

How many books have been written on Nebraska football?
30-40?
Guess I don’t understand the need? Unless you want to write about the pain and misery the last decade

it seems like a shitty book no one really wants to read but makes a good christmas gift for a relative you don't know much about beyond "he likes nebraska football"

 

[Jim14510]

How many books have been written on Nebraska football?
30-40?
Guess I don’t understand the need? Unless you want to write about the pain and misery the last decade

It's way more than 30-40

 

[Jim14510]

it seems like a shitty book no one really wants to read but makes a good christmas gift for a relative you don't like and you know much about beyond "he likes nebraska football"

FIFY

 

[Herbie]

How many books have been written on Nebraska football?
30-40?
Guess I don’t understand the need? Unless you want to write about the pain and misery the last decade

That would be a book
- AD with pedo son fires Bo Pelini
- players steal bikes
- former reporter turned Husker staff is a pedo
- HIP HIPHOORAY
- Calibraska
- Micah Parsons
- NFL READY TANNER LEE
- Coach fired
- the prodigal son returns
- the prodigal son names all Nebraska counties in alphabetical and population order
- Hogwarts professor coaches qbs
- Adrian Martinez 4 Heisman
- RB charged with pedo revenge porn
- Desmond Howard wants Nebraska kicked out of B1G
- Adrian Martinez 4 bench
- Hogwarts teacher fired, returns to coach quidditch
- Frost gets bev cart girl preggers
- frost gets hammered misses meeting with Raiola
- onside kick
- 1 score losses
- Frost fired

 

[Tyneb23]

That would be a book
- AD with pedo son fires Bo Pelini
- players steal bikes
- former reporter turned Husker staff is a pedo
- HIP HIPHOORAY
- Calibraska
- Micah Parsons
- NFL READY TANNER LEE
- Coach fired
- the prodigal son returns
- the prodigal son names all Nebraska counties in alphabetical and population order
- Hogwarts professor coaches qbs
- Adrian Martinez 4 Heisman
- RB charged with pedo revenge porn
- Desmond Howard wants Nebraska kicked out of B1G
- Adrian Martinez 4 bench
- Hogwarts teacher fired, returns to coach quidditch
- Frost gets bev cart girl preggers
- frost gets hammered misses meeting with Raiola
- onside kick
- 1 score losses
- Frost fired

Missing a few tho