What is Turd doing RIGHT NOW?

[That SOB Van Owen]

Any guesses?

 

[ChocaEgg]

Any guesses?

Sexting with Matt Campbell

 

[Mavsker]

I would bet he's feeling quite a bit of angst and dread, and is now on Facebook Messenger trying to reach his old pals Monken and BOB. I think he thought Carolina would be more than happy splitting the deal with Rhule 50/50 or 60/40, and now he's rattled that Carolina is playing hardball at 90/10. Welcome to the big leagues Turd!

 

[RedSavage]

Hopefully rubbing one out so he can find some post-nut clarity and get this shit done.

 

[Tonkasker]

Probably tracking flights

 

[skerfan]

searching message boards to find out who people will accept as the next head coach.

 

[ChocaEgg]

searching message boards to find out who people will accept as the next head coach.

Christ he should've been doing that months ago

 

[TalaricoHusker]

He’s probably sitting there thinking 🤔 how can I run for president now that i basically rubbed everyone the wrong way last night

 

[dsbigred1]

My cousin’s gf is his exec asst. she said he is getting a prostate exam, and probably smiling through it

 

[Kaladin]

 

[skerfan]

Christ he should've been doing that months ago

kind of looking like the initial set up acceptable guys may be off the table, so he has to gather new information.

 

[ChocaEgg]

kind of looking like the initial set up acceptable guys may be off the table, so he has to gather new information.

 

[Kaladin]

Christ he should've been doing that months ago

Searching message boards or snorting white tornado aka happy dust aka nose candy aka big c

 

[dsbigred1]

Searching message boards or snorting white tornado aka happy dust aka nose candy aka big c

Has inflation also impacted the coke prices? I’m out of the game, but curious.

 

[Daddy Urban]

Probably just got done plowing his wife and getting the steaks off the grill. Also heard he drives a diesel.

 

[vailhusker]

And then Dean posted, and Sip said this.

 

[Black5hirt]

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Turd is probably prank-calling Charlie Ward and doing one-arm bench presses.

 

[vailhusker]

One of the all-time great actors and movies.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I’d have to imagine he blew the wife’s back out and is now playing Warzone 2 while on edibles.