What if Jeff Sims was just playing dumb and now faking injury so that we can surprise and defeat Michigan?

[Kaladin]

You know like he intentionally blew both games just so that he can surprise Bitchigan with a Heisman performance

 

[HerbRedman]

You know like he intentionally blew both games just so that he can surprise Bitchigan with a Heisman performance

I'd be like 'Dude you made it too obvious - at one point you literally handed the ball to the other team and ran away'

 

[Carm]

Let me guess - the vape shop burglary was staged, too, and Gilbert already has his waiver and they kept it silent. Sims and Gilbert will both line-up to start the game! with Betts trotting out after them.

 

[Adolph Coors]

alonzo mourning reaction @HuskerGarrett

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Let me guess - the vape shop burglary was staged, too, and Gilbert already has his waiver and they kept it silent. Sims and Gilbert will both line-up to start the game! with Betts trotting out after them.

No one actually needs glasses. Their chi is just off and they haven't done enough eye yoga and/or manifested good vision

 

[Kaladin]

alonzo mourning reaction @HuskerGarrett

He was great when he played for the Hornets but he was dead to me after that

 

[BorWhiskey]

You know like he intentionally blew both games just so that he can surprise Bitchigan with a Heisman performance

This seems like the only feasible answer.

 

[ISUforNU]

 

[HerbRedman]

This seems like the only feasible answer.

It'd be hilarious bc the Colorado fans are like "we took Nebraska's best shot and slayed the mighty Huskers against all odds!!"

And then it comes out Sims was Tim Donaghy-ing it. Like, guys, at one point he literally just dropped the football and stared at it while allowing you to recover the football. And you called it a "clutch defensive stop."

 

[Kaladin]

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[Kaladin]

Let me guess - the vape shop burglary was staged, too, and Gilbert already has his waiver and they kept it silent. Sims and Gilbert will both line-up to start the game! with Betts trotting out after them.

I dunno about Betts but the rest seems plausible

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

You know like he intentionally blew both games just so that he can surprise Bitchigan with a Heisman performance

That's a hell of a performance if so.

 

[Kaladin]

That's a hell of a performance if so.

He's an artist, he's painting has masterpiece

 

[EwokRhuler]

Let me guess - the vape shop burglary was staged, too, and Gilbert already has his waiver and they kept it silent. Sims and Gilbert will both line-up to start the game! with Betts trotting out after them.

Frost was never fired either...the 5 years of suck was just to ruin Michigan's year one time. Fuckin gottem