Welcome New Members! (2 Viewers)

[slattimer]

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I don't like you as much as the MS Paint guy, but you're alright.

 

[thesimplehick]

I like this guy already.

 

[2010sarenevercoming]

Welcome new members. To complete your membership we need you to dress up as one of the potential coaching candidates, snap a picture of you walking into a Lincoln Spectrum cable and post it on one of the other message boards. Better hurry up, I just read from one of the taters on one of the other boards Klieman was spotted down at Memorial Stadium.

Dibs on the Mark Mangino fat suit!

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Welcome! This is a place to feel safe and loved, gentlemen.

Love is love

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

@thesimplehick is a good friend of mine, he has yet to speak but is very computer savvy. @HuskerGarrett take note on this, he could come in handy. He's made edits for commitments to Nebraska.

sample of his posted edits or it isn't true

 

[turek420845]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

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WINNER OF THE DAY!!!

 

[Link-]

As more of a lurker with well-timed gifs, I think this is the best board out there. Here are some inside jokes you may not get:
@Jim14510 has many haters who secretly want to fuck him.
@Baron Winnebago not @Elizabeth Reed fucking hates Jim.
@slattimer hates shitty OL play
@HuskerGarrett makes fire TikToks
@God is a Husker is a badass southwestern Nebraska lawyer that is super, super proud of being from Falls City. Also golfs.
@Huskerbuck85 Unfortunately, is also from Falls City.
@lee_carvallo_12 Is a former poster of the year from Rivals. Also golfs.
We take My Little Pony very fucking seriously and don't you dare question it.
@BIG TONE SOPRANO is the most likely person you'll block first.
@HuskerDocCo is the only person that can fart and belch via text.
@Toe is a toe.
@What1992 doesn't pay for premium content.
@Tyneb23 is a porn legend.
@Black Dean is Dean, but black.
There are many more, but those are off the top of my head.

Societal Norms:
Fuck you and fuck your feelings.
Dean O'Houlihan is a fraudulent puppet that sucks the cob of North Stadium
Do we get information? Yes. Is it true 100% of the time? No. Are we happy that we hear things before firings/things happen? Yes, for the most part.
If you are a potato, shut the fuck up. No one cares.
Whatever you do, do NOT put on your rose-colored glasses.

Fuck everything.
There is no hope.
Go Big Red.

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Guess this is the most appropriate way to introduce myself, one pixel at a time. 👋

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You, I like the cut of your jib

 

[thesimplehick]

sample of his posted edits or it isn't true

Well you can look at some of them on an old Twitter handle I used for awhile @dezignzone or ...

A couple that Carriker retweeted in 2018:



This one made me chuckle looking back on it HAH!

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Well you can look at some of them on an old Twitter handle I used for awhile @dezignzone or ...

A couple that Carriker retweeted in 2018:

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This one made me chuckle looking back on it HAH!

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Sounds like we shouldn’t invite him, all his edits are for people who sucked donkey cahones

 

[Ext. 55]

Just wanted to start a new thread since we’ve had a YUGE influx of new members on the board lately. Presumably this is due to the corching search and our great inside her information (shout out to our wonderful inside hers). Feel free to introduce yourself and say hi ITT.


Also, just wanted to give you all a few pointers:

• There are few (if any) rules here. Don’t be a little bitch.
• Don’t be a potato. If you don’t know what this means, you probably are one and should tread lightly.
• You are allowed to say “fuck” and other “non-Nebraska way” words on the platinum board.
• Check out the NSFW/POTD section (shout out @Tyneb23 , who’s avatar is a bit of a preview of that section).
• The good stuff is in the underground section. If you haven’t ponied up $$$ to get access, it’s totally worth it.
• @BIG TONE SOPRANO is a huge douche canoe, but he’s our douche canoe.
• Last but not least, @HuskerGarrett is the founder of the board and the boss man around here. Be reverent.

All other tPB vets feel free to add advice, thoughts, comments, etc. ITT.

Well said.

First two points are all that really matters.

 

[Ext. 55]

193 since Monday morning.

Poor Dean is prolly shitting through a screen door about this.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Welcome. I am HuskerGarrett the founder and proprietor of this here message board. Please reach out to Garrett@Tiktok.com with any feedback you may have.

 

[LoudHogRider]

As more of a lurker with well-timed gifs, I think this is the best board out there. Here are some inside jokes you may not get:
@Jim14510 has many haters who secretly want to fuck him.
@Elizabeth Reed fucking hates Jim.
@slattimer hates shitty OL play
@HuskerGarrett makes fire TikToks
@God is a Husker is a badass southwestern Nebraska lawyer that is super, super proud of being from Falls City. Also golfs.
@Huskerbuck85 Unfortunately, is also from Falls City.
@lee_carvallo_12 Is a former poster of the year from Rivals. Also golfs.
We take My Little Pony very fucking seriously and don't you dare question it.
@BIG TONE SOPRANO is the most likely person you'll block first.
@HuskerDocCo is the only person that can fart and belch via text.
@Toe is a toe.
@What1992 doesn't pay for premium content.
@Tyneb23 is a porn legend.
@Black Dean is Dean, but black.
There are many more, but those are off the top of my head.

Societal Norms:
Fuck you and fuck your feelings.
Dean O'Houlihan is a fraudulent puppet that sucks the cob of North Stadium
Do we get information? Yes. Is it true 100% of the time? No. Are we happy that we hear things before firings/things happen? Yes, for the most part.
If you are a potato, shut the fuck up. No one cares.
Whatever you do, do NOT put on your rose-colored glasses.

Fuck everything.
There is no hope.
Go Big Red.

Correction: I don't think @Elizabeth Reed has any feelings one way or the other regarding @Jim14510, other than letting Jimbo pay for lunch (tradition!). However, @Baron Winnebago and Jimbo are definitely blood fueding up a storm on tPB.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Correction: I don't think @Elizabeth Reed has any feelings one way or the other regarding @Jim14510, other than letting Jimbo pay for lunch (tradition!). However, @Baron Winnebago and Jimbo are definitely blood fueding up a storm on tPB.

Anyone with a brain hates Jim. It would be a shorter list to just tag people who are neutral to Jim:

Comprehensive list of people who don't hate Jim:



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[Toe]

@Toe is a toe.

Call me... Toe. I am the supreme one. The pinnacle of evolution. In a million years, you will look like me.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

As more of a lurker with well-timed gifs, I think this is the best board out there. Here are some inside jokes you may not get:
@Jim14510 has many haters who secretly want to fuck him.
@Elizabeth Reed fucking hates Jim.
@slattimer hates shitty OL play
@HuskerGarrett makes fire TikToks
@God is a Husker is a badass southwestern Nebraska lawyer that is super, super proud of being from Falls City. Also golfs.
@Huskerbuck85 Unfortunately, is also from Falls City.
@lee_carvallo_12 Is a former poster of the year from Rivals. Also golfs.
We take My Little Pony very fucking seriously and don't you dare question it.
@BIG TONE SOPRANO is the most likely person you'll block first.
@HuskerDocCo is the only person that can fart and belch via text.
@Toe is a toe.
@What1992 doesn't pay for premium content.
@Tyneb23 is a porn legend.
@Black Dean is Dean, but black.
There are many more, but those are off the top of my head.

Societal Norms:
Fuck you and fuck your feelings.
Dean O'Houlihan is a fraudulent puppet that sucks the cob of North Stadium
Do we get information? Yes. Is it true 100% of the time? No. Are we happy that we hear things before firings/things happen? Yes, for the most part.
If you are a potato, shut the fuck up. No one cares.
Whatever you do, do NOT put on your rose-colored glasses.

Fuck everything.
There is no hope.
Go Big Red.

I'd like to publicly state that I do NOT hate Jim as long as he joins me in his driveway to consume copious amounts of 16 ounce Silver Bullets. Only thing that would make it better is if that old salebarn brother @Woodrow F Call would join us.........


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[BBTown Bomber]

Correction: I don't think @Elizabeth Reed has any feelings one way or the other regarding @Jim14510, other than letting Jimbo pay for lunch (tradition!). However, @Baron Winnebago and Jimbo are definitely blood fueding up a storm on tPB.

I want to go walleye fishing with Jim.........that would represent the strongest feelings I have for him. That, and the fact that he's not a Garth Brooks fan. Ask me how I know that........😘


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[huskerj12]

We value the arts here