Week 2 wellness check…

[V-Doub]

Week 1 had me kinda freaked out, emotions all over the place. Week 2, totally different feeling. It’s the 1st home game and I’m boned out and horned up like @HuskerDocCo on his wedding night. We’re about 300 pt favorite over the zippidy doodas and that’s got my wiener tingling like a teenager on 100mg of blew chews. GBR you rascals and let’s take those zippers to pound town and send’em back to Ohio with a limp!

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Flabio]

 

[betsch]

If we don't put up some points I will be VERY disappointed. It's time to score.

 

[Lionsfan93]

As the inaugural member of the Happy Ending Society (counter to the Sandy Vagina club), I am always pumping...sunshine that is.

Feeling good and ready to roll!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Only question is whether Jim will be able to count as high as the points Nebraska scores this week.

Granted he couldn't do it last week so it's not necessarily a good sign if they do

 

[BIGSTICK67]

You got that right @V-Doub

 

[Ext. 55]

As the inaugural member of the Happy Ending Society (counter to the Sandy Vagina club), I am always pumping...sunshine that is.

Feeling good and ready to roll!

Ok, we need a Happy Ending Society tag @HuskerGarrett

…and we do need a game where we put up 50 plus points and boat race the shit out of someone…preferably Akron, preferably tomorrow.

 

[Alcaus]

As the inaugural member of the Happy Ending Society (counter to the Sandy Vagina club), I am always pumping...sunshine that is.

Feeling good and ready to roll!

 

[Kaladin]

Ok, we need a Happy Ending Society tag @HuskerGarrett

…and we do need a game where we put up 50 plus points and boat race the shit out of someone…preferably Akron, preferably tomorrow.

I want in

 

[V-Doub]

If we don't put up some points I will be VERY disappointed. It's time to score.

Amen brother! Akron is just the type of floozy slump buster our boys need. She’s begging to have it put in every hole and it’s time for the boys to become men. 👊🏼🌺💦🏆

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Amen brother! Akron is just the type of floozy slump buster our boys need. She’s begging to have it put in every hole and it’s time for the boys to become men. 👊🏼🌺💦🏆

This is awfully graphic for a FAMILY BOARD #muhgrandbabies

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Amen brother! Akron is just the type of floozy slump buster our boys need. She’s begging to have it put in every hole and it’s time for the boys to become men. 👊🏼🌺💦🏆

Speaking of slump buster, where is @SlumpBuster ??

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Speaking of slump buster, where is @SlumpBuster ??

He's busting slumps in heaven now.

Honestly I have no idea though

 

[V-Doub]

He's busting slumps in heaven now.

Honestly I have no idea though

He's busting slumps in heaven now.

Honestly I have no idea though

Excuse me, there are no slumps in heaven. Unless of course my pastor was a lying sumbitch…