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[Faux Sean Callahan]

NSFW

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[vailhusker]

 

[LoudHogRider]

Mmmmm Kay. But why, oh great TikTok conspiracy man, can we not go there? Is that the alien being HQ? Why was John Kerry allegedly there on election night 2016? Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[vailhusker]

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Speed wobbles are for real y'all...holy shit balls "It's okay, I'm not dead..."

 

[Grits and Gravy]

According to social media, Darwin is in one hell of a slump.

 

[vailhusker]

Mr steal your girl

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Mr steal your girl

Kid's a playa.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Mr steal your girl

What mom heard "Mom...can I give my ball to this girl?"

What he really said "Mom...I want to give my BALLS to this girl"

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Hey Dean...want to take a trip?

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Hey Dean...want to take a trip?

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

I didn't say where...maybe I want to take him to Disneyland?

 

[vailhusker]