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[Jim14510]

It used electricity.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Definitely Dave

 

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[22*43*51]

Oooft.

 

[22*43*51]

Me, "I lost my wife. She went shopping hasn't come back yet."

Officer, "What is her height?"

Me, "Average, I guess."

Officer, "Slim or healthy?"

Me, "Not slim, but probably healthy."

Officer, "Color of eyes?"

Me, "Never noticed."

Officer, "Color of hair?"

Me, "Changes according to season."

Officer, "What was she wearing?"

Me, "Not sure, either a dress or jeans and a T-shirt."

Officer "Was she driving?"

Me, "Yes."

Officer, "Color of the car?"

Me, "My white King Ranch F150 4x4 with a turbo charged 3.5 liter V6 engine generating 400 horse power teamed with a ten-speed automatic transmission. It can tow up to 9,300 lbs and weighs 5,014 lbs. It has full LED auto dimming headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. Also, it has a very thin scratch on the front left door."

Officer, "Don't worry sir,...We will find your truck."

 

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