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Now do one with the perfect wife. Never mind, that would be far too disappointing and depressing…. I’m never getting married.
Blowjobs and sandwiches
Blowjobs and sandwiches have an expiration date, if you can even find a woman who cooks.
Blowjobs often expire right after the honeymoon. Sandwiches, that one takes a little longer to expire, but it probably will. The video clearly displays what most women want their man to be…
I make all the money, she doesn’t work, I buy the house she lives in, I buy her car, I pay for nice vacations, if we have kids I pay for everything for them too obviously. I praise her and make her feel beautiful, listen to her problems and pretend they’re real problems. I should almost never disagree with her and take full responsibility when her poor decisions (counter to your advice that she won’t take anyway) end in monumental failure. Constantly be upgrading the house, whether that be DYI or contractors. Being satisfied isn’t in her nature. Lastly, give her all the credit for our families success and never expect any appreciation or gratitude for doing 80+% of the heavy lifting.
This is what most women want in a husband. Sounds like hell on earth.
