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[lee_carvallo_12]

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Anyone else starting to feel like giving teenagers from the inner cities unlimited money might be starting to have negative consequences? (see two tweets above)

 

[1HuskerDad]

Years ago when I was still a drinking man, I was stumbling through the woods, one day, totally drunk, when I saw a preacher baptizing people in the river.

I proceeded to cross the river and the current ended up sweeping me into the preacher.

He grabbed ahold of me and was almost overcome by the smell of alcohol on my breath, whereupon he asked me,

“Are you ready to find Jesus?”

I shouted, “Yes, I am!”

So the preacher grabbed me and dunked me in the water.

He pulled me up and asked me, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”

I replied, “No, I haven't found Jesus.”

The preacher, shocked by my answer, dunked me Into the water again for a little longer.

He pulled me out of the water and asked again, “Have you found Jesus my brother?”

I again answered, “No, I haven't found Jesus.”

By this time the preacher was at his wits end and dunked me in the water again

but this time held me down for about 30 seconds and when I began kicking my arms and legs he pulled me up.

The preacher again asked, “For the love of God son, have you found Jesus?”

I wiped my eyes and caught my breath and said to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[Jim14510]

Sounds like a Dawg to me.

 

[BradWesley]

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Sounds like a Dawg to me.

Yep, should move to Dawgs in the Corn thread.

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Damn he's been busy.

 

[1HuskerDad]

Damn…

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Anyone else starting to feel like giving teenagers from the inner cities unlimited money might be starting to have negative consequences? (see two tweets above)

Well we knew that was going to happen when it was announced.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Bitch ruined that picture.

 

[MtnHusker]