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@slattimer you can probably use this picture at some point
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We need to adorn our "elite playmakers" thusly, making them VERY difficult to tackle.
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Would be a very helpful approach and support my mindless rants each game as I yell out: We look like a bunch of fucking dildos out there!!!!
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Plus, think of the sponsorship opportunities!Would be a very helpful approach and support my mindless rants each game as I yell out: We look like a bunch of fucking dildos out there!!!!
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Dude and the one liners we could use…
WTF? Guy is just dicking around out there!!!
He really gave him the sand paper dildo treatment on that run didn’t he?
Booom, blew him up! Welcome to the DONG show baby!
So many…
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Incredible penetration by #55 on that play!
He really "threaded the needle" on that one.
Io_a is sooooo fucked!
Alright, that's enough thread derailment for one morning. Back to our regularly scheduled programming ...
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Can you imagine our AD making this call to Adidas?
I’m sold, let’s make this happen.
"Hey, we've been looking for a way to create a really unique 'alternate jersey' you guys can't fuck up like the last ten you've done, while at the same time generating enough fan interest and sponsorship revenue to help pay for a new domed stadium for our upcoming national championship playoff streak. "
"We see our branding efforts reaching new audiences worldwide, particularly in Poland where we hear there's a lotta interest in this kind of thing. Is next Tuesday good for a sit down in our offices? Great, see you then!" <click>
"Wanda, get me Tom Osborne on the phone. He's gonna shit a brick!"
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Suppressed weapon. That's clearly a "hit" / assassination.
