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LoudHogRider

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I've played night golf before w/glow-in-the-dark sticks that get inserted into the golf ball itself. It's hard AF to putt when you can't read the greens, and really it was mostly about fornicating as throughout the night tourney most of the couples slipped off into the forest to brave the Wisconsin mosquitos for a little stick insertion themselves. Wood play again.
 

Papa...Football

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I've played night golf before w/glow-in-the-dark sticks that get inserted into the golf ball itself. It's hard AF to putt when you can't read the greens, and really it was mostly about fornicating as throughout the night tourney most of the couples slipped off into the forest to brave the Wisconsin mosquitos for a little stick insertion themselves. Wood play again.
Reminded me of the old….

I got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off, knock it off!
 

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Sang a derivation of that in the Boy Scouts, circa 1969: "If there's a skeeter on your peter, whack it off!
I think you remembered the lyrics better than I did. I was in the BS in the mid 70s.

Stereotypes aside, I have great memories of the scouts. Summer camps out by Fremont, winter jamboree camping in Ponca Hills. Learned a lot of useful skills
 

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