Time to move to Sweden.... Sex has officially become a sport... June 8th starts the European Championships

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Wonder what all the categories will be.

1. Duration: scored by time but perhaps with more weight added to number of strokes. Perhaps even stokes per minute.

2. Distance of load shot

3. Volume of load

4. Highest number of ropes shot in one ejaculation.

For the ladies

1. Most inches taken. There could be a line of progressively longer dildos. Whoever bottoms out last wins. Then another subcategory for taking the girthiest dildo. Yet another subcategory where this is repeated except it’s in the ass.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Finally, a sport where I can legitimately claim a 4.3!

 

[MtnHusker]

 

[Kazman5k]

This is where we get the Scott frost comeback tour.

 

[Tsakoi]

The headlines for winning this write themselves.

Champion comes out on top.

Come from behind victory.

Finishing first doesn't earn him gold.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Literally don't care if I come in last place ... as long as I finish.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Finally, a sport where I can legitimately claim a 4.3!

 

[Dogsker]

This is a sport where I would gladly accept a participation trophy.

 

[Alum-Ni]

Wonder what all the categories will be.

1. Duration: scored by time but perhaps with more weight added to number of strokes. Perhaps even stokes per minute.

2. Distance of load shot

3. Volume of load

4. Highest number of ropes shot in one ejaculation.

For the ladies

1. Most inches taken. There could be a line of progressively longer dildos. Whoever bottoms out last wins. Then another subcategory for taking the girthiest dildo. Yet another subcategory where this is repeated except it’s in the ass.

From the tweet above

Sweden has declared sex as a sport and the first-ever sex competition is scheduled to take place early next week. On June 8th, the highly anticipated European Sex Championship, which will be happening under the guidance of the Swedish Sex Federation, will be held.

The participants taking part in this competition will have to engage in sex sessions that will stretch up to six hours on a daily basis. One solo match will at least go on for a good 40-45 minutes. The participants will have to compete in a variety of categories including, foreplay, oral sex, penetration, knowledge of erogenous zones and so on.

A judges panel has been set to decide the winners of the competition but there is a twist in the game. Judges and the audience will be taking into consideration factors such as good communication skills between a couple, their endurance level, the chemistry that they share and their knowledge about sex.

List of disciplines for the competition include:

- Championship Seduction
- Massage of various parts of the body
- Massage of erotic zones on the opponent's body
- Prelude
- Oral sex
- Penetration
- Endurance
- Appearance Pose Performance
- Creativity in Change of Position
- Endurance and the Number of Orgasms
- Artistic performance and exchange of postures
- Increased blood pressure and heart rate during competition
- The most beautiful and difficult pose
- The most artistic communication

The most active couple during the competition, as well as the most artistic in the Kama Sutra and the most popular with the jury and the audience.

In each discipline, participants can score between 5 and 10 points, as determined by a combination of public voting and a panel of five judges. The tournament is divided into three levels, with participants required to achieve a specific number of points in each level to progress further.

The president of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, believes that turning sex into a sport was inevitable, as it promotes mental and physical well-being. He emphasized the importance of training for participants to achieve desired results.

 

[Alum-Ni]

 

[Frogsker30]

uhhh where would one watch this... For educational purposes of course.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

uhhh where would one watch this... For educational purposes of course.

apparently scanning our NSFW threads is a good start as it seems we have a lot of boned up 50 year old men there gbr !

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I can't wait to see the media guide.

 

[Adolph Coors]

is it scored like golf 🤔

 

[God is a Husker]

the Vikings already did this when they raped and pillaged coastal Europe for centuries


Man we are so awesome