This just in: Brits are wusses and Americans are crazy
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This just in: Brits are wusses and Americans are crazy
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Wild that nearly 20% think they could beat a chimp.
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All three and we’re dead in under 30 seconds
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I'd rather fight almost anything instead of a chimp. having your dick and balls ripped off and your face eaten is probably a top 5 worst way to die
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Are we fighting the Crocodile in water or out of it? I'm confident I could murder a crocodile on land.
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Fucking up the rat, cat, both dogs and goose.
Killing the eagle but I’ll probably get fucked up.
cobra will probably kill me but I’ll make damn sure he dies first.
I like my chances with a single wolf.
Kangaroo I’m the heavy underdog but those fuckers are stupid - 50/50
Rest tear me to pieces.
Killing the eagle but I’ll probably get fucked up.
cobra will probably kill me but I’ll make damn sure he dies first.
I like my chances with a single wolf.
Kangaroo I’m the heavy underdog but those fuckers are stupid - 50/50
Rest tear me to pieces.
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It’s highly dependent on what type of dog.
A wolf is killing you 99% of the time. Just my opinion.
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what am I missing with the goose? that should be an automatic win
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Thinking like this is how we get Florida man
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Same general strategy for taking down a wolf as a dog. Let me warm up on a couple golden retrievers and I’m punking that wolf.
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They're aggressive dicks with razor teeth & the ability to fly. I've been attacked by dogs & geese, and geese are way scarier.
Should ultimately be a W for a grown man, but you are going to get f'd up.
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Problem I see with a croc is the durability. I think you need to try the super Mario jump to the head to get a kill shot.
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You ever get chased by a goose? Their confidence is terrifying.
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yeah, and the OP is about people being confident they can take all manner of animals that will fuck them up regardless. confidence doesn't mean much when there's a huge physical mismatch
a goose is a 15 lb bird that's ultimately fairly fragile
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I wouldn’t fuck with anything below a goose on this chart FWIW.
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(I was joking, I’d destroy a goose).
They can be very aggressive and mean, though.
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My great grandmother prepped a duck for Christmas dinner one year by catching it and swinging it around her head until the forces tore the body from the neck.
My fear of geese was conquered that day.
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