The worst injury you have ever had?

[The Bearded One]

DB

He's got a lot of respect for you. As matter of fact,

DB

He was happy to hear from you, Danny!

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Real answer- had osteomyelitis (bone infection) in my tibia. Had about 2 inches removed of bone, packed with some antibiotics and bone paste. IV antibiotics for 6 weeks and a crutches for the same duration. Was totally fucked.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Real answer- had osteomyelitis (bone infection) in my tibia. Had about 2 inches removed of bone, packed with some antibiotics and bone paste. IV antibiotics for 6 weeks and a crutches for the same duration. Was totally fucked.

How did that happen?

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

How did that happen?

Never knew. We figured since I was a soccer player maybe got kicked and seeded the MSSA there

 

[HuskerPAC]

Never knew. We figured since I was a soccer player maybe got kicked and seeded the MSSA there

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

It did

 

[HuskerDocCo]

BEELLLCCHH not an medical condition per say, more so a good thing. had flaccid penis from 1956-1983, heard a steady diet of okra and Coca Cola could heal this condition. Fart forest to 2022 and we are having our 34th kid

 

[HuskerGarrett]

BEELLLCCHH not an medical condition per say, more so a good thing. had flaccid penis from 1956-1983, heard a steady diet of okra and Coca Cola could heal this condition. Fart forest to 2022 and we are having our 34th kid

 

[Husker Priapism]

-Tore my bicep tendon.
-had a calcified hemotoma the size of an apple in my thigh and had to wear a brace on my leg for a year.
- broken jaw pitching
-broken ulna and radius playing baseball
- broke my femur on a dirt bike.
-Dislocated knee cap skiing
- had back surgery

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Nothing major... I went up for a rebound playing a pick up game came down on a guys foot. Rolled my ankle like a MF. Swelled up and bruised up really bad. Three days where I could hardly walk and I was back to moving with limited pain.

 

[BushAK]

Playing indoor soccer in the winter after my freshman year. I was being a moron and playing on the field (I’m a goalkeeper by trade). I was shoulder to shoulder with this guy, as he went to shoot the ball I reached out with my right foot that was closest to him. I ended up blocking the shot very well. What ended up happening was the ball was underneath my foot. My foot didn’t come down straight. It twisted to the side and all of my weight came straight down on my ankle. Severe sprain. It’s still bigger than my left one to this day and doesn’t have the same range of motion.

I have same issue with my right ankle also from playing indoor soccer. I have to wear wide shoes now because of my right foot. It sprains pretty often when ever I step wrong and swells up like a grapefruit. The injury was probably 2009.

Outside of that:

-2 concussions. One from soccer and one from getting hit on my bike by a Tahoe

- broken right hand
-cracked ribs from adult league basketball
-separated shoulder and torn Labia

 

[betsch]

My childhood friend's dad was a vet and casted/wrapped his kids regularly, which I didn't know how to think about as a child. Now I'm thinking "should dad perform medical procedures on their kids even if they're MD/OD?" I hope he stapled perfectly.



What is a woman? And how do you find the Labia? Is it close to the mythical clitoris?



I remember this now, but was blanking while reading a few posts in this thread. How is everyone that survived doing in the Superior area?



I posted in the MLPFC shit posting thread about my great grandma getting re-married on her 80th birthday. What I don't think I mentioned is that he had an arm amputated just below the elbow 50+ years before officially becoming my step-great-grandpa (or something). The reason I mention this is because he always had bad BO. I now understand that you can't apply deodorant with interchangeable hook/grabber/stick prosthetic, so he could only apply deodorant on one side of his body. And also, the leather harness that held the prosthetics was probably hard to clean.

I'm not sure how he did shoes or showered.

His stapling wasn't perfect I guess 🙁

 

[Mood4NU]

I'll start, playing basketball at UNO and I dove for a loose ball and landed wrong on my arm and shoulder. Ending up tearing my rotator cuff, Labia, Tore the shoulder from the Peck muscle, bicep, and shoulder blade. Took me 2 full years and 2 major surgeries to fix everything. Still to this day don't have full range of motion that I used to have.

Separated shoulder while skiing in shitty conditions .. I was poor at the time so didn’t want to get it fixed. It gets pretty sore & don’t totally have the strength in it I used to. Pretty good sized bump on it that freaks people out if they see it lol

 

[Mustangblood]

Nothing major... I went up for a rebound playing a pick up game came down on a guys foot. Rolled my ankle like a MF. Swelled up and bruised up really bad. Three days where I could hardly walk and I was back to moving with limited pain.

Summer before freshman year, playing pickup after weights in the morning, had a guy come down on the top of my foot. Went and got x-rays thinking it was broken but luckily not. Couldn’t walk without a crutch for about a week.
Then junior year I tore my Labia in football in my left shoulder, played through it, senior year I screwed up my right shoulder, was wearing a brace on both shoulders, was not fun and those things stank horribly. Got the left shoulder fixed after legion baseball after I Graduated but never got the right one fixed.